The George W. Bush Presidential Library...

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:

* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

* The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

* The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

* The 'Economy Room,' which is in the toilet.

* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

* The Dick Cheney Room, also known as The Shadow Government Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

* The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

* The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election or a seat on the Court.

* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

* The 'Decider Room,' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

* The Karl Rove room, which is located behind the curtain and home to the puppet complete with strings.

NOTE: The Library will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments

OMFG! Sarah Palin's baby is a...a ...Democrat!!

Juneau, Alaska - (Bonkers Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has been speaking about the birth of her fifth daft-named child today.

Trig Paxson Van Palin emerged one month early from his mother's loins at 6am local time in Juneau Maternity Hospital.

"We always knew from early amniotic fluid tests that the baby would face some very special challenges," Palin simpered in front of TV reporters.

"However we both felt immensely privileged that God would trust us with such a child."

And while Ms Palin refused to elaborate on these 'special challenges' a hospital source hinted today that there was nothing physically or medically wrong with the new brat.

"Let's just say he was born with a very unusual birthmark on his forehead," an aide to obstetrician Dr V Smart said today.

"In ordinary sunlight it looks like a campaign sticker saying VOTE OBAMA."