The George W. Bush Presidential Library...

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:

* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

* The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

* The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

* The 'Economy Room,' which is in the toilet.

* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

* The Dick Cheney Room, also known as The Shadow Government Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

* The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

* The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election or a seat on the Court.

* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

* The 'Decider Room,' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

* The Karl Rove room, which is located behind the curtain and home to the puppet complete with strings.

NOTE: The Library will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments