Let's say you're Aubrey O'Day (yellow dress) of Danity Kane. You've got a hit CD and a huge performance last night at Opera Nightclub in Hollywood. Who do you show up with? She figured "How do you lose with Jenna Jameson?" Makes sense in a retarded sort of way. Anyway, Aubrey was also recently hanging out with Kim Kardashian, so maybe she's looking into adult films. If Jenna Jameson is, finally, passing the torch to Aubrey O'Day, tell the Elders of Porn they have my vote. But seriously, what is up with Jenna's face? She is hardly recognizable any more. IX-NAY on the ASTIC-PLAY URGERY-SAY, ENNA-JAY!!! ERIOUSLY-SAY!!! Great dress though...
