Howard had the porn star Nicole Sheridan into the studio to play a round of Win Fred’s Money. As a bonus, Howard added that Nicole had agreed to give KB, the virgin who was turned down for sex earlier this month when he won “a date” with another porn star, “a hand” if she lost to Fred. Before he got to the game, though, Howard told Nicole that he felt she could’ve been a legitimate model or married “a rich dude,” but she responded she was “too old” to model and wasn’t interested in being with a man just for his money. Nicole noted that she felt she chose “the perfect career” and had gone from starring in adult films to now mostly directing them. Nicole then revealed she was married, but that she’d still be able to go on “a date” with KB if she lost the game, adding that while she and her husband were “emotionally monogamous,” the same rules didn’t apply to their physical lives.
Nicole also admitted she didn’t completely shave her private area, preferring instead to keep it “neatly trimmed,” before discussing her first lesbian experience, which she recalled happened with two sisters while they were all in college. KB then came into the studio and told his story, and Nicole instructed him that women would be more interested in him if he acted more confident.
Nicole reported she had an IQ of 155 and was in “the gifted classes” in school, which was why she felt she could challenge Fred in the game. As Nicole showed off her body much to KB’s [audible] delight, Artie pointed out her IQ was the same as KB’s weight...“when he was in kindergarten.”
Following some phone calls for Nicole, Howard had Fred move into Robin’s booth so he couldn’t hear what was happening in the studio. These were the questions Howard asked Nicole and, later on, when it was Fred’s turn, as well as their responses:
• Who was the composer of “The Marriage of Figaro”? Nicole correctly answered Mozart, as did Fred.
• What musical instrument is held with the teeth and plucked with the finger? Nicole guessed the piccolo while Fred guessed the jaw’s harp, which was right, even though Howard said he also would’ve accepted the Jew’s harp.
• Which NFL team did John Madden coach to a Super Bowl victory? While Nicole incorrectly went with the New England Patriots, Fred was right with his response of the Oakland Raiders.
• Who was the last Major League Baseball pitcher to win 30 games? Neither Nicole nor Fred had a guess, and the answer was Denny McLain.
• Who wrote the plays “Our Town” and “The Matchmaker”? Nicole didn’t have a guess, but Fred was right when he answered Thornton Wilder.
• If you have triskaidekaphobia, what are you afraid of? Nicole was wrong when she said hair and Fred was right when he replied, “The number 13.”
• What is the second largest planet in the solar system? Nicole incorrectly guessed Venus and Fred incorrectly guessed Jupiter when the right answer was actually Saturn.
After promising to fulfill her promise and go on her “date” with KB, Nicole got on the Sybian, which very quickly brought her to orgasm. Nicole then announced her husband, Voodoo, wanted to come in to give Howard an engagement present – which was a necklace – and he begrudgingly let him in. As soon as he entered, Voodoo acknowledged he was having “a great week,” not just because he was on the Howard Stern Show this morning, but also because he was about to have sex with two women for a magazine photo shoot while his wife directed them how to orally pleasure him. Voodoo went on to note he wanted to have sex with Robin while also insisting he’d have no problems with Nicole being with Howard and Beth at the same time. Voodoo next promised KB that he was in for “the day of his life” given Nicole’s ability to use her hand on men, which she then demonstrated on a banana.
courtesy HowardStern.com
