Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sad News

After all these years (10 of them!) as your webmaster for Video Team, I am sad to say that I am no longer with the company. I will miss all my loyal members and friends dearly. I do hope our paths will cross again, you can look me up at tagged.com . Hope you have a Great Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Behind The Scenes With Sarah Palin

From The Huffington Post, Newsweek's Special Election Project comes the real Sarah Palin. She met staff members in a towel.

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said.

She raised William Ayers before the campaign signed off on it:

Palin launched her attack on Obama's association with William Ayers, the former Weather Underground bomber, before the campaign had finalized a plan to raise the issue. McCain's advisers were working on a strategy that they hoped to unveil the following week, but McCain had not signed off on it, and top adviser Mark Salter was resisting.

And she spent far more on clothes than was reported:

NEWSWEEK has also learned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family--clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

Finally, Steve Schmidt (who reportedly picked Palin as VP) would not let her speak on election night.

McCain himself rarely spoke to Palin during the campaign, and aides kept him in the dark about the details of her spending on clothes because they were sure he would be offended. Palin asked to speak along with McCain at his Arizona concession speech Tuesday night, but campaign strategist Steve Schmidt vetoed the request.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Porn Party Tonight! Come On Down If You're In LA!

(Hollywood, CA) The Porn Halloween party of the decade continues to get better as SexZ Pictures has joined up with All Media Play as a co-sponsor of the Not Bewitched XXX Heaven & Hell Porn Bash which takes place Friday, October 31st 9pm at Social in Hollywood.

The inclusion of SexZ Pictures as a party co-host is always welcome news for the adult industry and will include a champagne toast and also add 100 additional free admissions for porn stars arriving before 11:15pm bringing the total number of complimentary admissions for porn stars to 250.

“We’ve done some great parties with All Media Play in the past and with our big movie ICON starring Hillary Scott out now, we wanted to have a little bit of fun on Halloween,” stated SexZ CEO Bo Kenney.

“Our Halloween porn party keeps getting bigger and better,” said Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play, “Having SexZ Pictures and ICON’s Hillary Scott in the house will add to the fun factor making this one of our truly great porn parties. Plus with Adam & Eve Pictures already on board, this is going to be fun”

All Media Play also confirmed news that reclusive internet entrepreneur Alan Cooper and his upstart Cabaret Productions based in Denver will also be a co-sponsor of the bash. “I’m flying in from Denver just to have some fun at this party and I’ll be buying some strong drinks all night long for some pretty girls,” Cooper said from his private jet while en route to San Diego before coming to LA.

Superstar Teagan Presley who stars as Tabitha in Not Bewitched XXX is excited about attending the party. “These guys throw the best parties and I am really excited that I will be there Halloween night. I can’t wait,” she said.

The Halloween night event promises to be an insane porn party of epic proportions and will kick off at 9PM as the red carpet on the Sunset Strip will see a steady stream of adult movie superstars, starlets, producers, directors, wannabees, fluffers, horrors and whores, making this the best porn party of the year.

Only the first 250 adult stars arriving by 11:15PM will receive complimentary VIP admission courtesy of SexZ Pictures, Adam & Eve, Cabaret Productions and All Media Play. Everybody else must pay.

“There is NO free guest list other than for the first 250 porn stars before 11:15pm but the sponsoring companies have already prepaid half of everybody’s admission as a special ($20) porn line has been arranged for industry members to quickly get whisked into the club,” Mullen said.

“It’s going to be insane and if you’re not a porn star please don’t ask to get in for free because it just won’t happen," stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play. Dates and friends of porn stars will be asked to pay $20.

Industry VIP room passes are very limited but will be passed out on the red carpet first to porn stars, then to industry members with girls in tow. (Hint: bring girls!) “The entire club will really be a big industry VIP,” said Scott David of All Media Play.

The Not Bewitched XXX/Heaven & Hell Halloween Porn Bash is Halloween night Friday, October 31st 9pm until 2AM at Social in Hollywood. 6525 Sunset Boulevard (one block west of Ivar)

For table and bottle service contact 323.337.9789 or 310.386.4412

Credentialed members of the media will be allowed inside the VIP area of the club after 11:30pm with still and video cameras only in selected areas of the club.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Some Scary Halloween Stuff For Ya!

This is video footage from the first time the ghost appeared after a family moved into their new home -



Here it is again -



More from the same house -



Another one -



Nuff said?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Countdown To Halloween!

Hope you are getting ready for a hauntingly scary day! LOL!







Second Sara Palin Spoof Vid Coming Soon- "Spread, White & Blue"

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Monday, October 27, 2008

I Am NOT HAPPY!!!

This morning a friend of mine sent me this email:

I rear ended a car this morning...I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...

What People Are Saying About The Palin Wardrobe Fiasco

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Friday, October 24, 2008

How To Bang A Porn Star, And What To Do With Her When You Get One


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Porn Star Katja Kassin recently reached out to a fan on her MySpace page, giving a very in depth answer to a question that she no doubt gets 100 times a day. Fan boi wanted to know how you can have sex with a porn star. Her answer is quite insightful and in depth.

Katja Kassin blogs : I just got this question for somebody and since people ask me this all the time over and over again, I want to post it here for all to read:


How do I bang a pornstar?

Look, I’m not even talking about you necessarily, I’ve wanted to fuck a pornstar for years, without paying, just through efforts known as “game” (I hate that term)… I’m a good looking dude, I’m clever as all hell, funny as a muthafucka, I’m not asking for a handout. I just want to know where I need to place myself so that I may be in a position to try my own hand, even if its just to get shut down (sometimes half the fun, HA!)… And not a fucking strip club… I don’t even care if she’s a headliner or not…

K.


Katja responds:

Hello K.

I want to answer your question in my blog because I really feel like I want to explain this to you. You don’t understand that most adult actresses are total regular people in their personal lives. Yes, they kind of have a weird little job but when they go home after work they want and need the same things a civilian girl would ask for.

Speaking for myself I am never interested in “hooking up”. If I like somebody I will let them know and I need to find somebody interesting in their personality and their character as well. In the end this is totally random and how could you ever explain why two people fall for each other. because they are attracted to each other? Because they just click?

Most guys who end up being with a porn star never planned it. It just happens to be that way because they met her somewhere and they liked her enough to give her the benefit of the doubt that even beyond her kind of work they could see all that she has to offer (and not just talking about the obvious).

You seem to think that just because somebody is a “porn star” all they are about is of a sexual nature. That’s not true. Most girls want some attention, somebody that asks how their day was or gives them a call just to hear their voice. So if you are ever in a position that you want to go out with a “porn star” just try to treat her like you would treat any other girl. Don’t ask her too many questions about her work. If she wants you to know, she will tell you. give her the feeling that you care for her and trust her and also that you would stand up for her, that you will be there for her if she needs a friend.

If you just want a fuck buddy, I don’t know what to tell you. Just go to bars and clubs and keep trying. It seems to me that you only want to get with her simply cuz she’s a porn star. Most girls in my business will not appreciate that. When they go home from work, they take off their stripper heels and fishnets, throw on a sweater, put their hair in a pony tail and hope that somewhere along the way there will be a genuine guy who really, truly likes them for who they are as a person.

And one more thing: we have too much senseless, brainless and meaningless “banging” at work so all we mostly want is somebody that cares. Just think about it.

Gentlemen, Start Your Computers!

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Monday, October 20, 2008

A Little Joke

Boyfriend and girlfriend have a chat.

Girlfriend says: "Jimmy, how do you spell ‘pedophilia’?"

Boyfriend looks at her in amazement. "Gosh, honey, that’s an awfully big word for an eight year old."

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Morbid Story Of The Day - Family cremated mom on BBQ, Kept Benefits

Sheriff: Family Cremated Mom On BBQ, Kept Benefits
From Associated Press
October 15, 2008 3:30 PM EDT

CORNING, Calif. - Authorities say relatives of a deceased Tehama County woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks.

Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit, among other charges. They are being held at the Tehama County Jail in Red Bluff on $30,000 bail, with arraignment set for Thursday.

Sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler says the 84-year-old Allmond likely had died of natural causes, though investigators are still trying to determine the cause of death.

Hosler says her daughter, 50-year-old Kathleen Allmond, and her grandson, 30-year-old Tony Ray, told investigators they left the body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit. They then covered the pit and remains with soil and planted a tree on top, according to investigators. The family's home sits in the midst of a 10-acre olive grove, remote from neighbors.

Detectives say the daughter also fashioned a two-inch piece of her mother's skull into a necklace. Hosler said Ray took a photograph of Kathleen Allmond wearing the necklace, as well as a beaded wire tiara that she believed would ward off radio waves, to post on a social networking Web site.

"It gets really weird when you have a piece of mom's skull hanging around your neck," Hosler said. "I'm not aware of any religion that allows you to burn your family members in the backyard and collect their pension."

Investigators said they kept collecting her monthly retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000 since the elderly woman died in December.

Det. Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor the woman's desire to die at home and be cremated.

Deputies arrested the pair after the dead woman's son asked deputies for a welfare check because he had not heard from his mother since December. Hosler said his suspicions were further aroused last week when he called and Kathleen Allmond pretended she was the 84-year-old woman.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

A Day In The Life



On a damp Friday morning in downtown Los Angeles in a chilly, rather shabby warehouse, a group of bearded, tattooed technicians haul cameras and lighting equipment up a flight of stairs. Several other camera crews getting ready to film. One group is here to shoot an episode of Top Chef, the culinary reality show presented by Padma Lakshmi (better known in Britain as Salman Rushdie's ex), another crew is from the E! entertainment channel, here to film an episode of Chelsea Lately, a late-night comedy chat show. But the people here also occupy a more notorious corner of the media industry. They are among the thousands of pornographic actors and film-makers living and working in the Los Angeles area: the sex professionals who turn private passions into everyday paid employment.

Today, Monique Alexander, one of the biggest names in porn, is starring in Teach Me, a Vivid Entertainment production directed by Paul Thomas - the industry's answer to Martin Scorsese. It is in many ways a typical adult feature. It has a small cast, a low budget, no real script and contains sex scenes that could be found in any number of similar releases.

Alexander is petite, pretty and blonde. Shortly after arriving on set she is engrossed in conversation with an assistant who is applying heavy black eyeliner. A few yards away stands her male co-star, a Canadian with a dyed-blond mohican stripe and a deep tan, who goes by the stage name of Voodoo.

Voodoo says he often films four or five sex scenes a week but varies his routine by working at weekends as a sky-diving instructor. He is married to another porn performer. When asked whether having frequent sexual encounters with other people has affected their marriage, he laughs dismissively. "I go home each day and we have more sex," he says. "We can't get enough of it."

Today, Alexander is playing a school teacher - albeit one providing tuition in a black negligee - who seduces Voodoo and then his girlfriend. Although there is no script, Thomas, a rangy man with a greying goatee, has cooked up a complicated story-within-a-story plot that he patiently explains to the performers. Alexander, under contract to Vivid to make eight films a year, listens intently. "It's like I'm in a pink sparkle bubble at Vivid. It's always the same people on set," she says. "It's like a big family." She grew up in Sacramento and initially worked as a receptionist but got into porn after being spotted at a club.

While the set is being prepared for filming, the two-man camera crew loiters. To kill time, Shylar Cobi, the production manager, is working on his putting, knocking a golf ball across the floor, while technicians tape up the windows to ensure no natural light spoils the shot. Then the set falls silent and the action begins.

The two thickset, bearded cameramen silently shift their position around the two stars as Alexander performs oral sex on Voodoo. Out of shot, Thomas takes a seat at a desk several feet away, puts on his glasses and opens a copy of the Los Angeles Times, only occasionally looking up to see what is happening in front of him. A stagehand standing next to me watches the action intently for a few minutes and then, as quietly as he can, opens a bag of Doritos and begins to eat.

Suddenly, there is a commotion: the paper covering one of the skylights has fallen off the ceiling. The performers break and the stagehand who was eating Doritos is dispatched upstairs to fix the problem. The shoot delayed, a naked Alexander walks off to the bathroom, her black stilettos clicking across the floor, while Voodoo stays behind. In porn, as in most lines of business, time is money and he must remain in character so that filming can quickly resume once the set is fixed. Nobody else on the set bats an eyelid.

It's amateur hour in the porn world. Although the professionals in California's San Fernando Valley town called Chatsworth, the industry's unofficial capital, are still turning out around a thousand new DVD's every month, their ability to turn a profit from them is under serious pressure.

But for a chance meeting in a Sacramento nightclub, Monique Alexander would never have become a porn star. As it is, she was spotted dancing seven years ago and has since become one of the industry's biggest names.

Alexander tells the story of her start while a make-up artist dabs away at her face. She was working as a receptionist when she was spotted. "Porn wasn't anything I ever thought about. But I had a car payment to make and couldn't afford it at $8 an hour."

There was no turning back after taking the plunge: films can exist in perpetuity on the internet. "This is something that you have to live with for the rest of your life," says Alexander.

Was her family concerned? "I told my mom after a couple of months," she says. "No parent wants their child to do porn. But I'm a big girl and I'm an adult. She never tried to talk me out of it, not once."

Porn careers tend to be short, but can also be relatively lucrative. Top stars can earn anything from $150,000 to $500,000 a year. Enterprising performers, such as Jenna Jameson, have been able to earn more by producing and controlling their own movies.

Alexander says porn has treated her well. She supplements her pay from Vivid with personal appearances at strip clubs, where she can earn "very good money", boosting her earnings by thousands of dollars. After finishing today's movie, she was due to travel to Hawaii to do six shows.

She has also become a vocal supporter of porn and recently took part in a Yale debate on the industry, which was moderated by journalist Martin Bashir and filmed for ABC's Nightline program. Alexander appeared in the pro-porn camp alongside Ron Jeremy, perhaps the industry's most famous performer. "My argument was: I'm a normal person, it's not demeaning," says Alexander. The work is, she says, "empowering".

Like all performers, she faces competition from a new generation of potential stars. Paul Fishbein, founder of Adult Video News, says more female performers are entering the industry than ever before. "When I started working in this business 25 years ago, it was all hush-hush," he says. "It's now a career choice... There are all these 18-year-old girls wanting to get into porn."

Alexander agrees. "Everyone wants to do [porn] now," she says. "But people should realize that it has consequences. You have to be up for the challenge."

[Excerpted From the Financial Times]

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Halle Berry Is Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive"



LOS ANGELES - Alongside a photo spread that shows her in little more than a T-shirt, Halle Berry talks about being the sexiest woman alive, a title Esquire magazine gives her in its November issue.

“I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,” says Berry, who gave birth to her daughter, Nahla, in March.

“Sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being,” she says. “It’s about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments.”

But Berry, who won an Oscar for her role in “Monster’s Ball,” can’t claim the sexiest-woman honor all to herself.

“I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment,” she says.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Lisa Ann To Play Lead Role In 'Nailin' Paylin'

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Hustler Video has cast sexy Milf and former Metro Contract Girl Lisa Ann as Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin in a porn spoof called Nailin' Paylin.

Word of the latest political parody from Larry Flynt and company spread earlier today after the New York Daily News printed a rumor that Hustler was seeking Palin lookalikes on Craigslist. Hustler Video denied any connection with the ad but confirmed the Palin parody is in the works.



"Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor," the company announced in a press release. "Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback, young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can’t deny!"

One scene will show the Palin character in a lesbian threesome with characters based on Hillary Clinton (played by Nina Hartley) and Condoleezza Rice. The movie will also feature a Bill O’Reilly character as the announcer who dishes dirt on the Paylin sex scandals.

"Obviously, the real life antics of Sarah Palin are much funnier than anything we could ever make up," Hustler told AVN. "Her public appearances seem more like a trailer for a Farrelly brothers film then a carefully executed run at the White House."

Hustler plans to have Nailin' Paylin on the streets in time for the November election.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

POLL: Will Biden Field Dress Palin's Moose Tonight?

I have been waiting all week for this! Yes! Yes! Yes! In the meantime, post your opinions by clicking on the "Click Here To Add Your Comment" link below and just post your responses to these questions:

1) Will Biden field dress Palin's moose tonight?

2) If this shit was on PPV, would you actually pay to watch this debate?

3) Have you already gotten your popcorn?

4) Are they gonna have their ears checked for little receivers first that might help with answers and such?

5) Do you think Palin is stupid?

6) Did McCain make a fatal error in selecting her?

7) Would you rather have a polar bear as VP than her?

8) How long will it take to get the juiciest clips up on YouTube?

Open Casting Call ... For ... Sarah Palin Lookalike

THIS IS A TRUE STORY! AS REPORTED IN THE NEW YORK POST...



Hustler Founder Larry Flynt and his Hustler Video have announced today plans to make a porn video spoofing Alaska Governor & Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. Since Tina Fey is busy doing the spoof for Saturday Night Live, an ad has been placed on Craigslist seeking a Palin double who will not say "Thanks But No Thanks" to the $3,000 that is being offered for the role. Examples of possible titles - "Juneau You Want It" and "Northern Xxxposure."

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

Pamela Anderson Makes Ellen's Day!


Click Here - Would you hit this? I know Ellen would!


Pamela Anderson gave Ellen a late Bachelorette Party gift on the Sept. 10 edition of her show when Pam stripped down to her bikini and danced around. Every once in a while some paparazzi pics of Pam looking rough show up, but the 41-year-old Canadian proved she still has a rockin’ body. Ellen’s face says it all! You know you'd bang her!

The World Has Now Collectively And Officially Gone Insane

Black Is White.
Up Is Down.
In Is Out.



Yes Is No.
Wrong Is Right.
Hot Is Cold.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

OMG! I Can't Wait Till Thursday!!!

I am so looking forward to that debate!!! It's going to be a train wreck!!!

Friday, September 26, 2008

McCain Declares Victory Over Debate That Hasn't Happened Yet!!!

This guy is in the process of losing his marbles right before our very eyes! I am having so much fun watching this, every day is a new drama!

After suspending his campaign in order to focus all his energy on the economic crisis and then sitting like a bookend for 43 minutes in the meeting yesterday with Bush and Obama without saying a word, McCain released a campaign web ad this morning in the online version of the Wall Street Journal declaring "McCain Wins Debate!" -- put out even before the candidate had announced he was planning to debate.

"McCain Wins Debate!" declares the ad which features a headshot of a smiling McCain with an American flag background. Another ad spotted by our eagle-eyed observer featured a quote from McCain campaign manager Rick Davis declaring: "McCain won the debate-- hands down."


Here's the screenshot.

Seriously, we need to note that this guy is off his rocker, and just in case we lose him, his choice for VP is pretty scary.

I'd Say It's A Tie...

Man Charged With Battery For Farting At Cops

A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.

The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.

Cruz, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces two charges: driving under the influence and driving without headlights, and two counts of obstruction.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

David Letterman ON FIRE!



This is 9 minutes but well worth it, David is at his very best!

Hef Loses His Whole Harem - Like Our $700 Billion, Snap Your Fingers And It's Gone

The economy is not the only thing taking a dive. Now Hugh Hefner's sex life is in the toilet too!


Earlier this week it was announced that Kendra was hooking up with Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, and that Holly had ditched him for Chris Angel. Regarding Holly and Chris being spotted in Vegas over the weekend, Hef tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview, "She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever. I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

As of yesterday we were left thinking only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal to Hefner while developing a show for the Travel Channel but we find today that even this is not true.

From thesuperficial.com:
Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:

Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."

Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it's not possible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I'm pretty sure that's the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin said it best when he said "See how many ho's you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff."

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Special Announcement From Barack Obama

WTF - Horrible News - Can Someone In Russia Confirm This?????



Just got this by email. Nothing in the local news, nothing on CNN, is this true????
Fucking shocking!!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fail.





































Slacker Uprising, Watch The Whole Movie Now - It's FREE!

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Jenna Jameson Twins Update

Jenna Jameson writes-

Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointment and said "I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies". I cried.

I have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. It's hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… oranges and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesn't matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ

What Is White Privilege?

White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen like
Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that
of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to
judge you or your parents, because "every family has challenges,"
even as black and Latino families with similar "challenges" are
regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.

White privilege is when you can call yourself a "fuckin' redneck,"
like Bristol Palin's boyfriend does, and talk about how if anyone
messes with you, you'll "kick their fuckin' ass," and talk about how
you like to "shoot shit" for fun, and still be viewed as a
responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be) rather
than a thug.

White privilege is when you can attend four different colleges in six
years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of,
then returned to after making up some coursework at a community
college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to
achievement, whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed
as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in the first
place because of affirmative action.

White privilege is when you can claim that being mayor of a town
smaller than most medium-sized colleges, and then Governor of a state
with about the same number of people as the lower fifth of the island
of Manhattan, makes you ready to potentially be president, and people
don't all piss on themselves with laughter, while being a black U.S.
Senator, two-term state Senator, and constitutional law scholar,
means you're "untested."

White privilege is being able to say that you support the words
"under God" in the pledge of allegiance because "if it was good
enough for the founding fathers, it's good enough for me," and not be
immediately disqualified from holding office--since, after all, the
pledge was written in the late 1800s and the "under God" part wasn't
added until the 1950s--while believing that reading accused criminals
and terrorists their rights (because, ya know, the Constitution,
which you used to teach at a prestigious law school requires it), is
a dangerous and silly idea only supported by mushy liberals.

White privilege is being able to be a gun enthusiast and not make
people immediately scared of you.

White privilege is being able to have a husband who was a member of
an extremist political party that wants your state to secede from the
Union, and whose motto was "Alaska first," and no one questions your
patriotism or that of your family, while if you're black and your
spouse merely fails to come to a 9/11 memorial so she can be home
with her kids on the first day of school, people immediately think
she's being disrespectful.

White privilege is being able to make fun of community organizers and
the work they do--like, among other things, fight for the right of
women to vote, or for civil rights, or the 8-hour workday, or an end
to child labor--and people think you're being pithy and tough, but if
you merely question the experience of a small town mayor and 18-month
governor with no foreign policy expertise beyond a class she took in
college--you're somehow being mean, or even sexist.

White privilege is being able to convince white women who don't even
agree with you on any substantive issue to vote for you and your
running mate anyway, because all of a sudden your presence on the
ticket has inspired confidence in these same white women, and made
them give your party a "second look."

White privilege is being able to fire people who didn't support your
political campaigns and not be accused of abusing your power or being
a typical politician who engages in favoritism, while being black and
merely knowing some folks from the old-line political machines in
Chicago means you must be corrupt.

White privilege is being able to attend churches over the years whose
pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize
George W. Bush are going to hell, and that the U.S. is an explicitly
Christian nation and the job of Christians is to bring Christian
theological principles into government, and who bring in speakers who
say the conflict in the Middle East is God's punishment on Jews for
rejecting Jesus, and everyone can still think you're just a good
churchgoing Christian, but if you're black and friends with a black
pastor who has noted (as have Colin Powell and the U.S. Department of
Defense) that terrorist attacks are often the result of U.S. foreign
policy and who talks about the history of racism and its effect on
black people, you're an extremist who probably hates America.

White privilege is not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is when asked
by a reporter, and then people get angry at the reporter for asking
you such a "trick question," while being black and merely refusing to
give one-word answers to the queries of Bill O'Reilly means you're
dodging the question, or trying to seem overly intellectual and nuanced.

White privilege is being able to claim your experience as a POW has
anything at all to do with your fitness for president, while being
black and experiencing racism is, as Sarah Palin has referred to it a
"light" burden.

And finally, white privilege is the only thing that could possibly
allow someone to become president when he has voted with George W.
Bush 90 percent of the time, even as unemployment is skyrocketing,
people are losing their homes, inflation is rising, and the U.S. is
increasingly isolated from world opinion, just because white voters
aren't sure about that whole "change" thing. Ya know, it's just too
vague and ill-defined, unlike, say, four more years of the same,
which is very concrete and certain.

White privilege is, in short, the problem.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Did Kendra's Playboy Split Have Anything To Do With This???!!!

From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: Eagles' Hank Baskett Banging Playboy Chick Kendra Wilkinson?



[Philadelphia Daily News] Eagles receiver Hank Baskett seems to be quite chummy with Kendra Wilkinson, a Playboy model and one of the co-stars on E!'s "The Girls Next Door."

Wilkinson is, on the show at least, one of Hugh Hefner's live-in girlfriends. We're told that Wilkinson, 23, and Baskett, 26, recently dined together at Redstone (500 Rt. 73 S.) in Marlton.

She lists "HB3" as one of her heroes on her MySpace page, and Baskett's page, which is private, says "HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!" An Eagles spokesman contacted Baskett for comment and got back to us saying he had not heard from the receiver.

Good Luck, Kendra! He's HOT!

How Many Cars Do You Have?

Personally, I just need one. But if your wife spent $750,000 in just one month on clothing and accessories (I am not joking about this -- AND all the while insisting that her family was not "elitist" but that the other candidate was) you might need a few extra trunks to haul all that swag back to the house too. Does this guy think he is Jay Leno?



From msnbc.com
When you have seven homes, that's a lot of garages to fill. After the fuss over the number of residences owned by the two presidential nominees, NEWSWEEK looked into the candidates' cars. And based on public vehicle-registration records, here's the score. John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one.

One vehicle in the McCain fleet has caused a small flap. United Auto Workers president Ron Gettelfinger, an Obama backer, accused McCain this month of "flip-flopping" on who bought daughter Meghan's foreign-made Toyota Prius. McCain said last year that he bought it, but then told a Detroit TV station on Sept. 7 that Meghan "bought it, I believe, herself." (The McCain campaign did not respond to multiple requests for comment.)

Obama's lone vehicle also is a green machine, a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid. He bought it last year to replace the family's Chrysler 300C, a Hemi-powered sedan. Obama ditched the 300C, once 50 Cent's preferred ride, after taking heat for driving a guzzler while haranguing Detroit about building more fuel-efficient cars.

McCain's personal ride, a 2004 Cadillac CTS, is no gas sipper, but it should make Detroit happy because it's made by General Motors. "I've bought American literally all my life and I'm proud," McCain said in the interview with Detroit's WXYZ-TV. But the rest of his fleet is not all-American. There's a 2005 Volkswagen convertible in the garage along with a 2001 Honda sedan. Otherwise, there's a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup truck, which might come in handy on the Sedona ranch; a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep; a 2008 Jeep Wrangler; a 2000 Lincoln; and a 2001 GMC SUV. The McCains also own three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities.

Only the Cadillac is registered in the candidate's name. Cindy McCain's name is on 11 vehicles, though not the one she actually drives. That car, a Lexus, is registered to her family's beer-distributor business and is outfitted with personalized plates that read MS BUD.

Jenna Jameson Expecting Twins

Former porn star Jenna Jameson is expecting twins with beau Tito Ortiz.

The American celeb site Perez Hilton.Com has confirmed that Jameson is all set to have twins with her fighter boyfriend Ortiz, and the couple is overzealous about it.

"Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!" The Daily Telegraph quoted the site, as stating.

The couple has also bought a new family home - much bigger home - for their growing family on a beach near Los Angeles.

Meanwhile, Jenna, who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001, has no plans to marry Ortiz.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

People Are Starting To say "Thanks, But No Thanks" To Sarah Palin

LIED about Bridge to Nowhere

LIED about earmarks

LIED about Troopergate

LIED about a broken teleprompter at the convention

Makes RAPE victims pay for their own rape kits, but she has no problem letting the city of Wasila buy her a $24k SUV or paying her per diem when she is staying at her own home!!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Sarah Palin Is A Pagent Queen

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THIS JUST IN - from the National Enquirer: PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING!



The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!

The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of her political identity.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed. “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity status to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”

“He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.”

And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER's investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol's pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.

“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”

The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”

Meanwhile, as members of the Palin family’s war viciously over “Trooper-Gate” and claims of Sarah’s extramarital affair have turned the political race into a chaotic arena of threats, denials and vicious attacks by political black ops, The ENQUIRER has discovered shocking new details about the red-hot affair scandal!

For the full story of the secrets Sarah Palin is trying to hide – pick up the new ENQUIRER!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Trouble In Paradise???

From PerezHilton.com:



Dang, just the other day we were talking about how Hef's got it all going on... and now this??? Say it isn't so!!!

Rumors have been circulating for some while now of trouble over at the Playboy Mansion.

As recently as last week reports stated that trouble was brewing with Hugh Hefner's three main girlfriends over the introduction of a brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva.

Apparently Hef has been spending plenty of time with Dasha and it's threatening the girls.

But even more interesting are the rumors that Holly and Bridgette want Kendra Wilkinson out.

Though, in a calculated PR move, the ladies quickly took to their official website pages to deny rumors that Kendra was being kicked out.

However, In Touch Weekly is now reporting some interesting news.

Looks like Kendra might be moving out after taping the fifth season, and most likely the show's last season, of the Girls Next Door.

An insider tells the mag, "Kendra Wilkinson has been offered her own reality show about starting her life over again when she moves out of the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner knows her time is coming."

Poor Holly and Bridgette. What are they going to do if Hef ever dumps them?

At least Kendra's young and cute!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Monday, September 08, 2008

5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship



(1) Have a woman who helps at home. (Cooks, cleans & has a job)

(2) Have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) Have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) Have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And, most importantly, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

Hmmm... maybe Hefner is onto something!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

WORD! Jon Stewart Is My Hero!

WORD!

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Mr. Marcus' Birthday Party Set For Thursday Night
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CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Mr. Marcus will be the guest of honor at his birthday bash this Thursday night at Club Pearl in Encino.

Doors open at 9 p.m. for the industry event that is sponsored by Mr. Marcus' clothing line Daddy Inc., Brotherhood Entertainment, 818 Cartel B.O.D.Y. and 5X1000 Inc.

"It should be a good time with good music and a cool crowd," the popular adult performer told AVN. "I'm asking for people who want to be on my specific guest list to email me direct at business@daddyinc.net."

Mr. Marcus said he'll have some of the ladies in attendance wearing his new DaddyGirl clothes.

"It says upscale dress on the flier, but ya know me, I'll be rockin' a hat and my trademark Daddy, Inc. shirts, so if anyone wants to come out and support my business venture -- Daddy, Inc. -- or celebrate my birthday with me, I'd be appreciative of the company."

DJ Tommy T will be spinning all night. Club Pearl is located at 16817 Ventura Blvd., Encino 91436.

For Mr. Marcus' list, email business@daddyinc.net.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

John McCain Didn't Do His Homework... Palin Daughter’s Pregnancy Interrupts Script

From The NY Times, Sept. 1, 2008



ST. PAUL — Just days after Gov. Sarah Palin was named as Senator John McCain’s running mate, Ms. Palin made an unlikely announcement of her own: Her daughter, Bristol, 17 and unmarried, was five months pregnant.

As Americans began learning this week about Ms. Palin — Alaskan hunter, hockey mom, former beauty queen, corruption fighter, and Governor they knew little about — they were also piecing together a portrait of her family life and all its complications.

Ms. Palin had once supported the candidate who ran against her own stepmother-in-law for mayor of her town, Wasilla. She was being investigated over claims that she had put pressure on an underling to fire her sister’s former husband from his job as a state trooper. And she had waited until she was seven months pregnant to make public news that she was expecting a fifth child this year, a pregnancy that was complicated by Down syndrome.

If anything, the still-unfolding story of Ms. Palin, 44, and her family eclipsed whatever other messages anyone may have hoped to send from the Republican National Convention here on Monday. It was a narrative worthy of a Lifetime television drama (which, perhaps fittingly, is sponsoring a string of events aimed at women here this week).

Like so many here, Ted Boyatt, 20, a delegate from Maryville, Tenn., seemed stunned by Ms. Palin’s announcement and its awkward timing.

“It seems like the whole script has just been knocked out of balance,” Mr. Boyatt said. “We had it on paper,” he said of the convention agenda, “and in the blink of an eye it all went out the window.”

The images of Ms. Palin’s smiling family — her 4-month-old son, Trig, in Bristol’s arms — had captivated many who watched Mr. McCain introducing Ms. Palin as his running mate on Friday, and who said they saw the tableau as a potential counterpoint to the young families of the Democratic ticket.

On Monday, Ms. Palin’s announcement of her daughter’s pregnancy was much of what people were murmuring about inside the halls here, at the cocktail hours, even along a route meant for protesters.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned,” read a statement issued on Monday by Ms. Palin and her husband, Todd. “We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

The Palins said that Bristol, who was named for Bristol Bay, the salmon fishery, would marry a man they identified only as Levi, later confirmed to be Levi Johnston, a Wasilla resident. “Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family,” the statement said.

The Palins’ statement arrived after a flurry of rumors had made their way through the Internet over the weekend, growing and blooming, it seemed, by the minute.

Some claimed that Ms. Palin had not actually given birth to Trig, but that Bristol had, and that the family had covered it up. Various Web sites posted photographs of Ms. Palin in the months leading up to his birth this year, and debated whether her physique might have been too trim for her stage of pregnancy. The McCain campaign said Ms. Palin announced Bristol’s pregnancy to stop the swirl of rumors.

Ms. Palin’s own pregnancy took Alaska by surprise this year. Even those who worked for her in the governor’s office said they were surprised. Her announcement, in March, was reported in The Anchorage Daily News, which noted at the time that Ms. Palin “simply doesn’t look pregnant.”

Friends said that Ms. Palin, a conservative Protestant and a member since 2006 of Feminists for Life, an anti-abortion group, knew when she was pregnant with Trig (said to be a Norse name for strength) that he had Down syndrome — a fact that has, in some ways, sealed Ms. Palin’s support among anti-abortion advocates and others.

“The governor sent a personal letter out to her friends and let us all know she was pregnant and that Trig would be a special baby in many ways,” said Kristan Cole, one of Ms. Palin’s closest friends in Wasilla, the town where Ms. Palin had served as mayor.

In 2002, when Ms. Palin was completing her second and final term as mayor, her husband’s stepmother, Faye Palin, began campaigning to succeed her. Faye Palin, though, favored abortion rights, people who recalled the race said, and Ms. Palin sided instead with Dianne M. Keller, a City Council member who won the race and remains mayor there today.

“I said, ‘Faye, my God, what is Thanksgiving going to be like at your house?’ ” said Michelle Church, a member of the borough government that includes Wasilla. “She was just like, ‘Well, I just won’t say anything.’ ”

Faye Palin declined a request for an interview.

Another chapter of the Palins’ personal life turned public this year when the State Legislature called for an investigation into whether Ms. Palin had forced a former state public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, into resigning. Mr. Monegan has said he felt pressure from Ms. Palin’s administration and her husband to fire Mike Wooten, a state trooper who was going through an acrimonious custody battle with Ms. Palin’s sister, Molly McCann.

And on Monday, more details seemed to be spilling out. McCain campaign officials first confirmed to the Christian Broadcasting Network on Monday that Todd Palin had pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated in 1986; he had been pulled over, they said, in Dillingham, Alaska, while driving a pickup truck with friends. Mr. Palin has several other minor traffic violations, records show. He pleaded no contest to illegally operating an off-road vehicle in a game refuge in 2002, and that year was charged with failing to stop for a red light.

The Palins eloped on Aug. 29, 1988, and their first son, Track, was born eight months later, a fact that Maria Comella of the McCain campaign, declined to elaborate on. “They were high school sweethearts who got married and ended up having five beautiful children together,” Ms. Comella said.

In Ms. Palin’s circle in Alaska, some had heard of Bristol’s pregnancy before the public announcement on Monday. Janet Kincaid, Ms. Palin’s longtime friend and political ally, heard a few weeks ago. A man who was doing some work for her, she said, knows the baby’s father and told her. Then she heard it from others.

“I just thought, poor Sarah,” said Mrs. Kincaid, who has 28 grandchildren and 6 children. “There is always one that knocks the socks off of you and keeps you humble just when you think you’re the greatest mom.”

Family friends said the couple has had some discipline problems with Track, who recently joined the Army. “Track was a big hockey star, and when you’re a jock in high school there’s a certain amount of ego and problems that goes with that,” Mrs. Kincaid said. “But that’s normal. They are a normal American family with all the joys and problems.”

Other friends cautioned against judging the Palins as parents.

“They hold the kids pretty tight,” said Chuck Francis Baird, 52, a competitive snow machine racer who has known Mr. Palin for years. “They just don’t let the kids run wild, that’s for sure. They’re not trashy people.”

Sunday, August 31, 2008

The George W. Bush Presidential Library...

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:

* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

* The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

* The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

* The 'Economy Room,' which is in the toilet.

* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

* The Dick Cheney Room, also known as The Shadow Government Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

* The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

* The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election or a seat on the Court.

* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

* The 'Decider Room,' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

* The Karl Rove room, which is located behind the curtain and home to the puppet complete with strings.

NOTE: The Library will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments

OMFG! Sarah Palin's baby is a...a ...Democrat!!



Juneau, Alaska - (Bonkers Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has been speaking about the birth of her fifth daft-named child today.

Trig Paxson Van Palin emerged one month early from his mother's loins at 6am local time in Juneau Maternity Hospital.

"We always knew from early amniotic fluid tests that the baby would face some very special challenges," Palin simpered in front of TV reporters.

"However we both felt immensely privileged that God would trust us with such a child."

And while Ms Palin refused to elaborate on these 'special challenges' a hospital source hinted today that there was nothing physically or medically wrong with the new brat.

"Let's just say he was born with a very unusual birthmark on his forehead," an aide to obstetrician Dr V Smart said today.

"In ordinary sunlight it looks like a campaign sticker saying VOTE OBAMA."