Britney Spears Really Wants You To See Her Vagina

Calling this a slip or an accident is like calling hardcore pornography an oops. Obviously all the pictures are super NSFW so wait til you're somewhere private before checking them out. Or don't check them out at all. The only thing you'll be missing is a monitor covered in whatever you had for breakfast. Or the first of many steps that leads to you becoming a gynecologist.

Here's Britney Spears showing off her shaved vagina. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. Like the way a hooker shows off. Or a porn star. Or that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who's always hanging around the park. I mean... damn! You just don't NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway? And I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday..... Since when is she the classy one?

Borat breaks up Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

Page Six is claiming Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues" with the last straw being when he blew up at her during a screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. A friend of Pamela says:

"It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man. Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it."

If you've seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It's probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don't marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it's delicious.