Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sad News

After all these years (10 of them!) as your webmaster for Video Team, I am sad to say that I am no longer with the company. I will miss all my loyal members and friends dearly. I do hope our paths will cross again, you can look me up at . Hope you have a Great Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Behind The Scenes With Sarah Palin

From The Huffington Post, Newsweek's Special Election Project comes the real Sarah Palin. She met staff members in a towel.

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said.

She raised William Ayers before the campaign signed off on it:

Palin launched her attack on Obama's association with William Ayers, the former Weather Underground bomber, before the campaign had finalized a plan to raise the issue. McCain's advisers were working on a strategy that they hoped to unveil the following week, but McCain had not signed off on it, and top adviser Mark Salter was resisting.

And she spent far more on clothes than was reported:

NEWSWEEK has also learned that Palin's shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. While publicly supporting Palin, McCain's top advisers privately fumed at what they regarded as her outrageous profligacy. One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family--clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards. The McCain campaign found out last week when the aides sought reimbursement. One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

Finally, Steve Schmidt (who reportedly picked Palin as VP) would not let her speak on election night.

McCain himself rarely spoke to Palin during the campaign, and aides kept him in the dark about the details of her spending on clothes because they were sure he would be offended. Palin asked to speak along with McCain at his Arizona concession speech Tuesday night, but campaign strategist Steve Schmidt vetoed the request.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Porn Party Tonight! Come On Down If You're In LA!

(Hollywood, CA) The Porn Halloween party of the decade continues to get better as SexZ Pictures has joined up with All Media Play as a co-sponsor of the Not Bewitched XXX Heaven & Hell Porn Bash which takes place Friday, October 31st 9pm at Social in Hollywood.

The inclusion of SexZ Pictures as a party co-host is always welcome news for the adult industry and will include a champagne toast and also add 100 additional free admissions for porn stars arriving before 11:15pm bringing the total number of complimentary admissions for porn stars to 250.

“We’ve done some great parties with All Media Play in the past and with our big movie ICON starring Hillary Scott out now, we wanted to have a little bit of fun on Halloween,” stated SexZ CEO Bo Kenney.

“Our Halloween porn party keeps getting bigger and better,” said Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play, “Having SexZ Pictures and ICON’s Hillary Scott in the house will add to the fun factor making this one of our truly great porn parties. Plus with Adam & Eve Pictures already on board, this is going to be fun”

All Media Play also confirmed news that reclusive internet entrepreneur Alan Cooper and his upstart Cabaret Productions based in Denver will also be a co-sponsor of the bash. “I’m flying in from Denver just to have some fun at this party and I’ll be buying some strong drinks all night long for some pretty girls,” Cooper said from his private jet while en route to San Diego before coming to LA.

Superstar Teagan Presley who stars as Tabitha in Not Bewitched XXX is excited about attending the party. “These guys throw the best parties and I am really excited that I will be there Halloween night. I can’t wait,” she said.

The Halloween night event promises to be an insane porn party of epic proportions and will kick off at 9PM as the red carpet on the Sunset Strip will see a steady stream of adult movie superstars, starlets, producers, directors, wannabees, fluffers, horrors and whores, making this the best porn party of the year.

Only the first 250 adult stars arriving by 11:15PM will receive complimentary VIP admission courtesy of SexZ Pictures, Adam & Eve, Cabaret Productions and All Media Play. Everybody else must pay.

“There is NO free guest list other than for the first 250 porn stars before 11:15pm but the sponsoring companies have already prepaid half of everybody’s admission as a special ($20) porn line has been arranged for industry members to quickly get whisked into the club,” Mullen said.

“It’s going to be insane and if you’re not a porn star please don’t ask to get in for free because it just won’t happen," stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play. Dates and friends of porn stars will be asked to pay $20.

Industry VIP room passes are very limited but will be passed out on the red carpet first to porn stars, then to industry members with girls in tow. (Hint: bring girls!) “The entire club will really be a big industry VIP,” said Scott David of All Media Play.

The Not Bewitched XXX/Heaven & Hell Halloween Porn Bash is Halloween night Friday, October 31st 9pm until 2AM at Social in Hollywood. 6525 Sunset Boulevard (one block west of Ivar)

For table and bottle service contact 323.337.9789 or 310.386.4412

Credentialed members of the media will be allowed inside the VIP area of the club after 11:30pm with still and video cameras only in selected areas of the club.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Some Scary Halloween Stuff For Ya!

This is video footage from the first time the ghost appeared after a family moved into their new home -

Here it is again -

More from the same house -

Another one -

Nuff said?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Countdown To Halloween!

Hope you are getting ready for a hauntingly scary day! LOL!

Second Sara Palin Spoof Vid Coming Soon- "Spread, White & Blue"

The second movie features Raquel Devine playing Palin in another X-rated political parody - here's a little tidbit of a photo and the full story from

It's days before the most important election of this generation and Raquel Devine is multi-tasking on the top floor of the Andora House, one of Porn Valley's legendary locations atop the peaks of the Chatsworth hills. Devine is in the house's '70s-style sunken den, on her hands and knees taking Steve Driver from behind while she balances a pair of glasses on her face and does her best version of Tina Fey's Sarah Palin lampoon.

"Are you going to fuck the American people like this if you take office, governor?" Driver, playing Barack Obama, asks her as he thrusts.

"You betcha!" Devine replies. "I'm the governor of Alaska, I can do whatever I want!"

The movie's working title is Sarah Palin Chronicles: Spread, White & Blue and Devine's Alaskan accent is spot on. Director Dick Tracy observes the action from the den's perimeter as name players Rick Davis and Corey Jordan work dual cameras. Producer Sean Brookland calls out lines from the sidelines.

"Drill baby, drill!" Brookland shouts when the performers switch to an oral interlude.

"Drill baby, drill in my mouth!" Devine says between mouthfuls. And later, after he pops in her, "I can feel your black gold inside of me."

"Sarah Palin is a walking target," Tracy says after the scene wraps. "And Raquel Devine is so good. She had me laughing so hard yesterday during a three-way with two secret service agents. My eyes hurt I was crying so hard."

Palin certainly is a target and Rock Candy isn't the only one taking a shot at her. Hustler has also made big news with its forthcoming Who's Nailin' Paylin? Lisa Ann was originally slated to play the Palin role in today's production, but when Hustler snatched her up, Lisa Ann sent the perfect replacement from her talent agency. Hustler's parody may have gotten mentioned on the "Colbert Report" but Spread, White & Blue is the more daring of the two. While Hustler shied away from putting the Obama and Palin characters in the same scene, Rock Candy is eagerly diving into the controversy.

"We started talking about this one night after watching SNL", notes Brookland. "This was about three days before Hustler announced Nailin' Paylin."

Brookland then started pre-production, enlisted the help of a sunglasses-wearing Hollywood type named Gutzenstein on the script, brought on Dick Tracy to direct and had to act quickly to get the movie completed before the election.

Initially, Spread, White & Blue will be released in serial format as the exclusive debut feature on The first installment was released on Oct. 28. The second will go live on Friday, Oct. 31. And the final installment will be released on Election Day, November 4th. DVD distribution is currently in negotiation and the movie's broadcast is being handled by Cable Entertainment Distribution.

"We're saving the best for last," Tracy adds, in regards to the day's final scene. "Mark Davis is on his way right now. He's the best in the biz and he's going to kill it."

Davis will be playing McCain. "We have a wig for him to wear," Tracy notes. "McCain is going to pop in his wife's ass. His assistant is going to suck the load out of her ass and spit it into Sarah Palin's mouth.

"That's called going to hell in a fucking handbasket."

"I have been so into Tina Fey's spoof of Palin. She has so many great catch phrases," Devine says and switches on her Alaskan accent. "You betcha Joe Six Pack!"

On the chance that the McCain/Palin ticket wins in November, Sarah Palin Chronicles is going to become an ongoing venture. "I want to keep playing her," Devine adds with a wink, "so I'm going to vote for Palin and the maverick. Purely for selfish reasons."

When Mark Davis shows up on set, Tracy asks Devine to do her Sarah Palin impression for him.

"Oh, I want to suck your big cock. You betcha," she says with plenty of short "a" sounds to go around.

"Sarah Palin and my dad are both graduates of the University of Ohio," Devine adds with a smile. "We're practically family."

"There was a joke on set that we would burn in hell, or that the IRS or U.S. Marshal would come knocking on the door," Brookland says. "But I'm not worried because any lawyer would love to take this on as a First Amendment case.

"I'm looking forward to seeing Hustler's version. But I think ours is going to have a more humorous tone. We've had a lot of fun with this. We blow out of proportion some of the things she's really said."

Sarah Palin Chronicles: Spread, White & Blue will be released on DVD in late November.

Monday, October 27, 2008


This morning a friend of mine sent me this email:

I rear ended a car this morning...I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...

What People Are Saying About The Palin Wardrobe Fiasco


AlienQ says
"Clothes for 80 years in an average American Household"

RobertD says
"Good thing she didn't get any $400 haircuts"

KillerK says
"heaven forbid the b#%ch wants to look hot"

fartfly says
"She is going to be the best dressed piss ant hockey mom when she goes back to Wasilla Alaska soon. I'd say she made out pretty good."

Sly says
"Just think... that is $150,000 less they have to spend on other campaigning..."

Peter Romero says
"Maybe it's an indication her type of government spending plan?
Wants before needs... oh wait, we already did that."

tony404 says
"Dems bought their own clothes and they arent the party yelling elitist"

StuartD says
"Not only have they claimed and apparently proven that they buy their own, but they aren't calling themselves a "hockey mom" who is just an average American and in touch with average Americans and blah blah blah."

dav3 says
"You can't polish a turd!"

Friday, October 24, 2008

How To Bang A Porn Star, And What To Do With Her When You Get One

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Porn Star Katja Kassin recently reached out to a fan on her MySpace page, giving a very in depth answer to a question that she no doubt gets 100 times a day. Fan boi wanted to know how you can have sex with a porn star. Her answer is quite insightful and in depth.

Katja Kassin blogs : I just got this question for somebody and since people ask me this all the time over and over again, I want to post it here for all to read:

How do I bang a pornstar?

Look, I’m not even talking about you necessarily, I’ve wanted to fuck a pornstar for years, without paying, just through efforts known as “game” (I hate that term)… I’m a good looking dude, I’m clever as all hell, funny as a muthafucka, I’m not asking for a handout. I just want to know where I need to place myself so that I may be in a position to try my own hand, even if its just to get shut down (sometimes half the fun, HA!)… And not a fucking strip club… I don’t even care if she’s a headliner or not…


Katja responds:

Hello K.

I want to answer your question in my blog because I really feel like I want to explain this to you. You don’t understand that most adult actresses are total regular people in their personal lives. Yes, they kind of have a weird little job but when they go home after work they want and need the same things a civilian girl would ask for.

Speaking for myself I am never interested in “hooking up”. If I like somebody I will let them know and I need to find somebody interesting in their personality and their character as well. In the end this is totally random and how could you ever explain why two people fall for each other. because they are attracted to each other? Because they just click?

Most guys who end up being with a porn star never planned it. It just happens to be that way because they met her somewhere and they liked her enough to give her the benefit of the doubt that even beyond her kind of work they could see all that she has to offer (and not just talking about the obvious).

You seem to think that just because somebody is a “porn star” all they are about is of a sexual nature. That’s not true. Most girls want some attention, somebody that asks how their day was or gives them a call just to hear their voice. So if you are ever in a position that you want to go out with a “porn star” just try to treat her like you would treat any other girl. Don’t ask her too many questions about her work. If she wants you to know, she will tell you. give her the feeling that you care for her and trust her and also that you would stand up for her, that you will be there for her if she needs a friend.

If you just want a fuck buddy, I don’t know what to tell you. Just go to bars and clubs and keep trying. It seems to me that you only want to get with her simply cuz she’s a porn star. Most girls in my business will not appreciate that. When they go home from work, they take off their stripper heels and fishnets, throw on a sweater, put their hair in a pony tail and hope that somewhere along the way there will be a genuine guy who really, truly likes them for who they are as a person.

And one more thing: we have too much senseless, brainless and meaningless “banging” at work so all we mostly want is somebody that cares. Just think about it.

Gentlemen, Start Your Computers!

With the recent news that Jenna Jameson’s studio (now owned by Playboy) will no longer be producing DVDs effective almost immediately. It sort of leaves one wondering what is really going on in the adult industry. A secret industry insider who has been in the adult video game for more than a decade, gives some very insightful information. It seems that porn has been moving online, and that video on demand has been a long time coming. Here is what else he had to say ….

We started to phase out the sale of VHS in about 2000 and go exclusively DVD. The same movie on DVD that we once sold on VHS was able to be produced at a $.50 each instead of $1.50. Beyond that, there was also an improvement in the quality of our product so it just didn’t make any sense to continue stocking VHS. It was that same year that everyone began talking seriously about the Internet as a distribution method and some even set goal dates of 2005 to 2010. It was that year that Larry Flynt himself was in Vegas and said something to the effect that DVD is nice but VOD is the way of the future. Some idiots laughed him off, sure that DVDs would be around for the next 20 or 30 years. Time would prove Larry Flynt correct.

Club Jenna may be the first major studio (if you can call Club Jenna that) to phase out DVDs but they weren’t the first to think about it or start investing in making it happen. Studios like us would seriously begin looking into distributing their movies through the Internet this same year. Through the website a member can watch over 1050 of the Vivid titles for one low monthly price.

As Internet retailers report in some cases as much as 90% drops in sales, VOD “theaters” that have begun to pop up like ours (click here to go there now ), you can watch or rent thousands and thousands of movies, including all our titles that are so new they aren't even available in the stores yet. Pick the movie you want to watch and download it or stream it. No need for a DVD and no wait for shipping either. These sites are reporting record growth, despite the sluggish economy.

Truth is, VOD is coming. DVDs aren’t just out in the porn world either. Mainstream companies like NetFlix and Blockbuster Online are already toying around with VOD distribution models and by all accounts are having great success with them.

When most assumed the next big thing in porno movies would be Hi-Def or Blu-Ray, in reality that’s not a market big enough to invest much time in. It’s too nichy and expensive for most people. I mean we would all love to be able to afford to pay $70 per movie for the Blu-Ray version, but the reality of the situation is, the economy sucks and people don’t want to pay more for something. If nothing else, we can say that Jenna Jameson may have lead the way for the outing of DVDs, but the economy really is the driving force behind that. People want more porn for less money and they want it now, they don't want to have to wait for the mail to bring it to them.

Monday, October 20, 2008

A Little Joke

Boyfriend and girlfriend have a chat.

Girlfriend says: "Jimmy, how do you spell ‘pedophilia’?"

Boyfriend looks at her in amazement. "Gosh, honey, that’s an awfully big word for an eight year old."

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Morbid Story Of The Day - Family cremated mom on BBQ, Kept Benefits

Sheriff: Family Cremated Mom On BBQ, Kept Benefits
From Associated Press
October 15, 2008 3:30 PM EDT

CORNING, Calif. - Authorities say relatives of a deceased Tehama County woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks.

Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit, among other charges. They are being held at the Tehama County Jail in Red Bluff on $30,000 bail, with arraignment set for Thursday.

Sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler says the 84-year-old Allmond likely had died of natural causes, though investigators are still trying to determine the cause of death.

Hosler says her daughter, 50-year-old Kathleen Allmond, and her grandson, 30-year-old Tony Ray, told investigators they left the body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit. They then covered the pit and remains with soil and planted a tree on top, according to investigators. The family's home sits in the midst of a 10-acre olive grove, remote from neighbors.

Detectives say the daughter also fashioned a two-inch piece of her mother's skull into a necklace. Hosler said Ray took a photograph of Kathleen Allmond wearing the necklace, as well as a beaded wire tiara that she believed would ward off radio waves, to post on a social networking Web site.

"It gets really weird when you have a piece of mom's skull hanging around your neck," Hosler said. "I'm not aware of any religion that allows you to burn your family members in the backyard and collect their pension."

Investigators said they kept collecting her monthly retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000 since the elderly woman died in December.

Det. Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor the woman's desire to die at home and be cremated.

Deputies arrested the pair after the dead woman's son asked deputies for a welfare check because he had not heard from his mother since December. Hosler said his suspicions were further aroused last week when he called and Kathleen Allmond pretended she was the 84-year-old woman.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

A Day In The Life

On a damp Friday morning in downtown Los Angeles in a chilly, rather shabby warehouse, a group of bearded, tattooed technicians haul cameras and lighting equipment up a flight of stairs. Several other camera crews getting ready to film. One group is here to shoot an episode of Top Chef, the culinary reality show presented by Padma Lakshmi (better known in Britain as Salman Rushdie's ex), another crew is from the E! entertainment channel, here to film an episode of Chelsea Lately, a late-night comedy chat show. But the people here also occupy a more notorious corner of the media industry. They are among the thousands of pornographic actors and film-makers living and working in the Los Angeles area: the sex professionals who turn private passions into everyday paid employment.

Today, Monique Alexander, one of the biggest names in porn, is starring in Teach Me, a Vivid Entertainment production directed by Paul Thomas - the industry's answer to Martin Scorsese. It is in many ways a typical adult feature. It has a small cast, a low budget, no real script and contains sex scenes that could be found in any number of similar releases.

Alexander is petite, pretty and blonde. Shortly after arriving on set she is engrossed in conversation with an assistant who is applying heavy black eyeliner. A few yards away stands her male co-star, a Canadian with a dyed-blond mohican stripe and a deep tan, who goes by the stage name of Voodoo.

Voodoo says he often films four or five sex scenes a week but varies his routine by working at weekends as a sky-diving instructor. He is married to another porn performer. When asked whether having frequent sexual encounters with other people has affected their marriage, he laughs dismissively. "I go home each day and we have more sex," he says. "We can't get enough of it."

Today, Alexander is playing a school teacher - albeit one providing tuition in a black negligee - who seduces Voodoo and then his girlfriend. Although there is no script, Thomas, a rangy man with a greying goatee, has cooked up a complicated story-within-a-story plot that he patiently explains to the performers. Alexander, under contract to Vivid to make eight films a year, listens intently. "It's like I'm in a pink sparkle bubble at Vivid. It's always the same people on set," she says. "It's like a big family." She grew up in Sacramento and initially worked as a receptionist but got into porn after being spotted at a club.

While the set is being prepared for filming, the two-man camera crew loiters. To kill time, Shylar Cobi, the production manager, is working on his putting, knocking a golf ball across the floor, while technicians tape up the windows to ensure no natural light spoils the shot. Then the set falls silent and the action begins.

The two thickset, bearded cameramen silently shift their position around the two stars as Alexander performs oral sex on Voodoo. Out of shot, Thomas takes a seat at a desk several feet away, puts on his glasses and opens a copy of the Los Angeles Times, only occasionally looking up to see what is happening in front of him. A stagehand standing next to me watches the action intently for a few minutes and then, as quietly as he can, opens a bag of Doritos and begins to eat.

Suddenly, there is a commotion: the paper covering one of the skylights has fallen off the ceiling. The performers break and the stagehand who was eating Doritos is dispatched upstairs to fix the problem. The shoot delayed, a naked Alexander walks off to the bathroom, her black stilettos clicking across the floor, while Voodoo stays behind. In porn, as in most lines of business, time is money and he must remain in character so that filming can quickly resume once the set is fixed. Nobody else on the set bats an eyelid.

It's amateur hour in the porn world. Although the professionals in California's San Fernando Valley town called Chatsworth, the industry's unofficial capital, are still turning out around a thousand new DVD's every month, their ability to turn a profit from them is under serious pressure.

But for a chance meeting in a Sacramento nightclub, Monique Alexander would never have become a porn star. As it is, she was spotted dancing seven years ago and has since become one of the industry's biggest names.

Alexander tells the story of her start while a make-up artist dabs away at her face. She was working as a receptionist when she was spotted. "Porn wasn't anything I ever thought about. But I had a car payment to make and couldn't afford it at $8 an hour."

There was no turning back after taking the plunge: films can exist in perpetuity on the internet. "This is something that you have to live with for the rest of your life," says Alexander.

Was her family concerned? "I told my mom after a couple of months," she says. "No parent wants their child to do porn. But I'm a big girl and I'm an adult. She never tried to talk me out of it, not once."

Porn careers tend to be short, but can also be relatively lucrative. Top stars can earn anything from $150,000 to $500,000 a year. Enterprising performers, such as Jenna Jameson, have been able to earn more by producing and controlling their own movies.

Alexander says porn has treated her well. She supplements her pay from Vivid with personal appearances at strip clubs, where she can earn "very good money", boosting her earnings by thousands of dollars. After finishing today's movie, she was due to travel to Hawaii to do six shows.

She has also become a vocal supporter of porn and recently took part in a Yale debate on the industry, which was moderated by journalist Martin Bashir and filmed for ABC's Nightline program. Alexander appeared in the pro-porn camp alongside Ron Jeremy, perhaps the industry's most famous performer. "My argument was: I'm a normal person, it's not demeaning," says Alexander. The work is, she says, "empowering".

Like all performers, she faces competition from a new generation of potential stars. Paul Fishbein, founder of Adult Video News, says more female performers are entering the industry than ever before. "When I started working in this business 25 years ago, it was all hush-hush," he says. "It's now a career choice... There are all these 18-year-old girls wanting to get into porn."

Alexander agrees. "Everyone wants to do [porn] now," she says. "But people should realize that it has consequences. You have to be up for the challenge."

[Excerpted From the Financial Times]

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Halle Berry Is Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive"

LOS ANGELES - Alongside a photo spread that shows her in little more than a T-shirt, Halle Berry talks about being the sexiest woman alive, a title Esquire magazine gives her in its November issue.

“I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,” says Berry, who gave birth to her daughter, Nahla, in March.

“Sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being,” she says. “It’s about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments.”

But Berry, who won an Oscar for her role in “Monster’s Ball,” can’t claim the sexiest-woman honor all to herself.

“I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment,” she says.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Lisa Ann To Play Lead Role In 'Nailin' Paylin'

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Hustler Video has cast sexy Milf and former Metro Contract Girl Lisa Ann as Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin in a porn spoof called Nailin' Paylin.

Word of the latest political parody from Larry Flynt and company spread earlier today after the New York Daily News printed a rumor that Hustler was seeking Palin lookalikes on Craigslist. Hustler Video denied any connection with the ad but confirmed the Palin parody is in the works.

"Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor," the company announced in a press release. "Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback, young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can’t deny!"

One scene will show the Palin character in a lesbian threesome with characters based on Hillary Clinton (played by Nina Hartley) and Condoleezza Rice. The movie will also feature a Bill O’Reilly character as the announcer who dishes dirt on the Paylin sex scandals.

"Obviously, the real life antics of Sarah Palin are much funnier than anything we could ever make up," Hustler told AVN. "Her public appearances seem more like a trailer for a Farrelly brothers film then a carefully executed run at the White House."

Hustler plans to have Nailin' Paylin on the streets in time for the November election.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

POLL: Will Biden Field Dress Palin's Moose Tonight?

I have been waiting all week for this! Yes! Yes! Yes! In the meantime, post your opinions by clicking on the "Click Here To Add Your Comment" link below and just post your responses to these questions:

1) Will Biden field dress Palin's moose tonight?

2) If this shit was on PPV, would you actually pay to watch this debate?

3) Have you already gotten your popcorn?

4) Are they gonna have their ears checked for little receivers first that might help with answers and such?

5) Do you think Palin is stupid?

6) Did McCain make a fatal error in selecting her?

7) Would you rather have a polar bear as VP than her?

8) How long will it take to get the juiciest clips up on YouTube?

Open Casting Call ... For ... Sarah Palin Lookalike


Hustler Founder Larry Flynt and his Hustler Video have announced today plans to make a porn video spoofing Alaska Governor & Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. Since Tina Fey is busy doing the spoof for Saturday Night Live, an ad has been placed on Craigslist seeking a Palin double who will not say "Thanks But No Thanks" to the $3,000 that is being offered for the role. Examples of possible titles - "Juneau You Want It" and "Northern Xxxposure."