Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Breaking Story - Anna Nicole Got Hookers for Her Son

National Enquirer interview about to hit the stands

From actressarchives.com

The personal assistant of Anna Nicole Smith, Nathan Collins, has given an interview to the National Enquirer about what the TrimSpa model and Playboy Playmate's life was like before her death on February 8th at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida. As you might imagine, the details are shocking or as shocking as anything can be in the increasingly more over-the-top story of Anna Nicole Smith. According to Nathan Collins, Anna Nicole Smith enjoyed sex with both genders, hired prostitutes for her son Daniel (who died last September just days after his mom gave birth to his sister Dannielynn), and was definitely hooked on drugs.

The interview about Anna Nicole Smith through the eyes of her personal assistant will be published in the new issue of the National Enquirer. Nathan Collins is claiming that he frequently saw Howard K. Stern, the lawyer and alleged lover of Anna Nicole Smith, inject the former reality TV star with Phenegram, an anti-nausea medication.

According to Canada.com, Collins also claims that Stern kept Smith well stocked with a variety of prescription drugs like Xanax, Vicodin, and methadone. Considering the fact that a combination of drugs led to the death of Daniel Smith, that has been the number one suspect in a cause for Anna Nicole Smith's death since her passing three weeks ago.

Collins tells the National Enquirer that he once fought with Howard K. Stern over the dosage that the attorney was administering to Anna Nicole Smith, saying that when Anna asked that her Lexapro, an anti-depressant, dosage be doubled, red flags were raised in the assistant's mind and he fought with Stern. "He knew it could be harmful or fatal but backed off because Anna was in charge. What Anna wanted, Anna got. Everyone wanted to appease Anna."

The assistant to Anna Nicole Smith calls Howard K. Stern "an enabler" and that he obtained multiple prescriptions under her legal name - Vickie Lynn Marshall - and even used other aliases to get the woman more drugs. Collins even claims that the staff knew that if there was an overdose they weren't allowed to call 911 and were instructed just to drive Anna Nicole Smith to the closest hospital and that "Her medications were to be hidden."

Nathan Collins also told the paper that Anna Nicole Smith was once so strung out on drugs that she had a hallucination involving rats under he bed - "It was very sad to watch."

Collins believes that Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern were close at one point but that they were no longer sleeping together long before the Playmate got pregnant - "I believe Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna's baby. She's a very sexual person. She had a lot of wild encounters."

Finally, Collins claims that Anna Nicole Smith hired two escorts for her virgin son Daniel because she started to question his sexuality but that "Daniel never went through with it."

In other new Anna Nicole Smith news, the estranged mother of Anna Nicole finally got to see her granddaughter last night just 48 hours after Larry Birkhead, the alleged father of Dannielynn was allowed his first visit. WENN reports that Virgie Arthur was allowed a 50-minute visit with Dannielynn and that the supervised meeting took place at the Bahamas mansion where the girl is staying with Howard K. Stern. TMZ even had an exclusive photo of Virgie Arthur leaving the estate after the visit and looking distraught.

It's interesting that Howard K. Stern allowed Virgie Arthur to see Dannielynn considering how vicious the fight between the two for the body of Anna Nicole Smith has been and both parties have said some nasty things about each other. In fact, hours before Arthur met with Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. Howard K. Stern filed papers that say that Arthur's refusal to allow her daughter's body to come back to the Bahamas shows "a blatant disregard and dishonor of Anna Nicole's ultimate, final, personal wish."

This morning, attorneys for Virgie Arthur and Howard K. Stern will appear in a Florida court to address Arthur's appeal of the ruling that will send Anna Nicole Smith to be buried in the Bahamas under the care of Dannielynn's court-appointed guardian, Richard Milstein. Anna Nicole Smith's body is still above ground, almost three weeks after her death, as every aspect of the woman's life - her child, home, and body - stays held up in legal debates. The first situation to get resolved - where and when Anna Nicole Smith will be buried - could happen as early as today.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Some Jokes

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!


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A guy stumbles out of a bar.. drops his keys, falls on the car, takes him a couple minutes to open the car door... yelling and screamin at the people walking out of the bar. There are a couple cops watching this all happening, licking thier chops because they are going to bust him the moment the car moves....

He continues to stumble and finally gets in the car.. a few minutes pass, then a few more... he starts the car and starts to go....

The cops pull him over.. sobriety tests, breathalizer blows 0.0, he passes the straightline, says the alphabet backwards... not one thing does he miss....

The cops are baffled... so they ask what he has been drinking.. he turns and says 'Nothing, I am the designated decoy tonight!


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A piece of string walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender promptly says "We dont serve your kind here, get out!".

Hurt but not deterred the string goes out tussles his hair, ties himself up and returns to the bar.

He sits down and the bartender warily eyes him and says "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?"

The string replies "No, I'm a-frayed-knot"



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Guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender that he is broke but wanted a drink. He said that if he showed the bartender something he has never seen before would he give him a drink. The bartender said "show me".

So the guy puts a box on the bar and opens it...inside is a little dude about a foot tall and a teeny tiny piano and the guy begins to play....and play well. He signs and plays the piano like you have never heard...and only a foot tall.

The bartender was impressed so he makes the guy a beer. While the guy is drinking he asks, "Where did you get that?". The customer replied that there was a magic genie bottle in the alley and that the genie gave it to him. So with that, the bartender ran outside, top speed, to the alley and found the bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and asked what one wish he wanted granted. The bartender thought for a second and said "I wish for a million bucks" ....POOF....a cloud of smoke filled the alley and as the it cleared he was surrounded by DUCKS....yes, DUCKS, everywhere. As far as he could see there was nothing but ducks.

Pissed off he came back into the bar and yelled at the customer...."WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE GENIE WAS HARD OF HEARING????" The customer replied...."Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist"?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Howard Stern To Marry Again - Beth Ostrosk's The Lucky Girl

From The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Howard Stern once worried on the air that a marriage to longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky would only mess up a good thing. It seems he's willing to take the risk.

Stern announced on his satellite radio show on Wednesday that he had proposed the evening before -- and Ostrosky had said yes.

Stern told listeners that he surprised the model with an engagement ring while they were naked in bed.

''Are you for real?'' he said she responded.

It's a turnaround for the media maverick, who launched his satellite radio show last year with comments that he was happy to leave things as they were.

''I am not married,'' Stern said then. ''It's a nice feeling that we get along great. We're very happy, and I don't want to (mess) it up.''

Stern has been married before. He bragged of his marital fidelity while entertaining scores of strippers and porn stars on his previous radio show before splitting from his wife of 21 years in 1999.

Stern and his ex-wife, Alison Berns, whose romance was the basis of his film ''Private Parts,'' have three daughters. They divorced in 2001.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

In The Spirit Of Valentines Day, Some Advice From Ron Jeremy

Uncle Ronny’s rules for romance:

Ron Jeremy’s line of work has gotten him girls on a number of occasions. But what about when he’s off-duty? In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, the most famous porn star in the world offers some advice for the fellas.

Finding a date:
“Best place to meet women? A discothèque. I’ll tell you why: Anywhere else, a Laundromat, shopping, it’s socially unacceptable to approach a girl and start talking to her. She could say, ‘Get lost, asshole’ or ‘I’ve got a boyfriend’ or ‘Who the hell are you?’ But at a disco, there’s an unwritten rule that you have the right to approach a girl and ask her to dance. You’re allowed to break the ice. She can just smile and say yes or no. If you ask enough girls, one of them is going to say yes. It may be the ruthless, toothless one, but who cares. Someone will say yes. Buy her a drink, give her a kiss goodbye, tell her you’d like to go out with her sometime.”

The Date:

“Be a perfect gentleman; bring the girl flowers. As corny as it sounds, girls still like flowers. Forget the candy—everyone’s on a diet now, and they’ll kill you for the chocolate. And look, girls love being taken out for candlelight dinners. Maybe a little dancing, if there’s a place there. Perfectly romantic. So, dinner, maybe a little dancing, you take her home, and maybe you’ll get a nice big sexy kiss outside the door.”

If You Get Lucky:

“If you do get friendly, if you do actually get to have sex, you follow the guidelines set by my old friend Sam Kinison: Lick the alphabet. That way you know exactly what you’re supposed to do.”


And From the San Diego City Beat, an interview with Ron Jeremy...

Having a conversation with Ron Jeremy is a trip. It’s not just because at 53 years, 200-plus pounds and seriously hairy, he’s the world’s most famous porn star. Or because in the last 30-odd years, he’s appeared in more than 1,700 adult films and slept with—combining his film shoots and his personal life—something like 4,000 women. Seriously.

No, it’s because Ron Jeremy, just kicking off a tour for his autobiography, Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz, doesn’t have much of a raunch filter. His life in porn is so intertwined with everything else that he’ll talk about his mother’s Parkinson’s disease before segueing into the delicacies of anal sex.

But that is the charm, if you will, of Ron Jeremy. He’s a nice guy, reasonably well-spoken, fairly sensitive and brimming with stories about his life inside the industry and out. His book is breezy — some of it good, some of it bad, plenty of it ugly — but like the man himself, it’s generally affable and funny. And it’s all in Jeremy’s un-raunch-filtered voice, from his introduction to porn to his master’s degree in special education, from films made with John Wayne Bobbitt and Divine Brown to his classical piano skills and his brown belt in karate.

Jeremy has some history with San Diego. He was arrested here for pandering, while shooting a movie back in the ’80s. Still, the easy-going Hedgehog (the origins of that nickname are found in the book) doesn’t bear a grudge. “You've got a great city!” he says. “In fact, the police were usually pretty nice. But it was creative expansion of the law, which was mostly written to protect escorts from being beaten up by their pimps. Prostitution was a night in jail and a slap on the wrist. The pimp gets three years per count. But there was a lady DA down there in San Diego who was so out to get me. There were 10 girls on my shoot, so she wanted to give me 30 years in jail.” Before his case went to trial, the California Supreme Court ruled that making pornography is not prostitution, nullifying the charges.

Though he has made inroads into the mainstream world, appearing in the film The Boondock Saints and on VH1’s The Surreal Life, Jeremy, who still shoots porn films, has made the bulk of his money in his 30-year career in the adult-movie business. Jeremy has formal acting training and always planned to move from porn to mainstream films.

“I got into the business feeling like an actor. There was no DVD, no VHS, no computers, no herpes, no HIV. It was a fun business. You’d work on a movie for 10 days. You’d get up in the morning, memorize your lines, fly all over the world for shoots. There was real dialogue.”

But he’s not sure if he would go the same route today. “It isn’t the same thing by a long shot. I would probably have a hard time justifying it as an acting performance. You walk on the set and your dialogue is like, ‘Hi honey. Here’s a cup of coffee. Eat this.’ Cut, great scene, great dialogue, what a great actor. But the girls I fuck are better looking now. Look at the old movies and look at the girls of today. They’re absolutely breathtaking. And the sex is probably better.”

At the same time, the multibillion-dollar adult industry is more mainstream than ever before, and Jeremy says that “college students are my main demographic.” But would he point them to the business? “There are a lot of good reasons and a lot of bad reasons to get into porn. The bad reasons can have horrifying consequences. Bad reasons being rebellion from the family, piss off your dad, nothing else is working in my life, maybe I’ll try this. Those are all bad reasons. Now, if you want to get into the business because you want mainstream acting work, well, it could be a stepping stone, but it also limits you. You’re not going to get a job with Disney. But you gain notoriety, and some young filmmakers like that. Look, I wouldn’t necessarily say that I’m a role model, but after having done it myself, I couldn’t very well say that this isn’t for you, walk away, don’t do it. Hopefully you’ll do it for the right reasons, and sock some good money in the bank.”

As for Jeremy, if he could make it as a mainstream actor, he’d walk away. “I would not do porn, no,” he says. “Why would I? I love porn, but if I could make a better career move, go on to bigger and better, why would I want to go backwards?”

Friday, February 09, 2007

Nowhere Angels - See It First Here!



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Acclaimed director DCypher invites you to a party where you'll meet a group of young rebels... the bad kids grown-up with all the sexual angst and inspiration that is the hallmark of true passion. Shot between Los Angeles and Mojave, "Nowhere Angels" is the story of several young adults coming of age in a burned out wasteland filled with drugs, religions, rebellion, and sex. Measuring their lives in lust, their angels appear from nowhere like messengers sent by the Gods of fornication. Amidst adversity, one thing thrives, one thing escapes...it's the release of physical pleasure.

Starring blonde sensation Cassie Courtland, AVN nominated Riley Mason, Charlotte Stokely and beautiful Justine Joli in roles that transcend... Nowhere Angels takes you to a new plane of eroticism. Are you ready to meet your angel?

"Nowhere Angels is by far my favorite movie of all the movies I have ever shot." raves director DCypher. "It's a true example of lit porn, combining elements from writers like Brett Easton Ellis, Thomas Pynchon, William Golding, Hunter S. Thompson, and Jack Kerouac. It's postmodern punk rock porn blended with an angelic sadness that will break your heart."

"It's also worth noting that the entire soundtrack is from DIAL 7, a band once signed to Warner Brothers. Barrett, our editor and one of the lead actors, was in DIAL 7, so he owned the rights to use the music."

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Dies

Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

The story is still breaking so more information will posted as it comes in.

UPDATE: Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room.

NBA-er Is OUT!

From Associated Press:

John Amaechi is gay, and now the first NBA player to come out publicly is ready to talk about it.

Amaechi, a center who spent five seasons with four teams, is scheduled to appear on ESPN's Outside the Lines on Sunday, and his autobiography "Man in the Middle," will be released Feb. 14.

"He is coming out of the closet as a gay man," Amaechi's publicist Howard Bragman said Wednesday.

Three years after his playing career ended, Amaechi has become the sixth professional male athlete from one of the four major American sports (NBA, MLB, NFL, NHL) to publicly discuss his homosexuality.

Former NFL running back David Kopay came out in 1977; offensive lineman Roy Simmons and defensive lineman Esera Tuaolo came out more recently. Glenn Burke, an outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Oakland A's in the 1970s, and Billy Bean, a utility player in the 1980s and 1990s, also have come out.

Amaechi, 36, who is British, competed for Penn State, then played 301 NBA games over five seasons. The 6-foot-10 centre averaged 6.2 points and 2.6 rebounds in the NBA. He began his career with the Cleveland Cavaliers in 1995-96, then spent a few years playing in Europe. He rejoined the NBA to play for the Orlando Magic from 1999-01, then played two seasons for the Utah Jazz.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Jenna Was a Pussycat Doll for Tito's "Surprise" Birthday Last Week

Sharing Homes Together in Vegas and Big Bear

Las Vegas- [Vegaspopular.com] Hometown porn queen Jenna Jameson turned into a Pussycat Doll to surprise her boyfriend Tito Ortiz at the UFC fighter's birthday bash last week. It proves that their love affair is moving along in high gear, despite conflicting reports.

A recent confirmed report had the two of them arguing in public after dancing together at Body English in the Hard Rock. Other unconfirmed reports indicate that the couple is now living together here at a new home she's purchased and at his Big Bear home, where he trains for his UFC contests. (He lost a New Year's weekend fight in Vegas to current UFC champion Chuck Liddell.)

The X-Rated actress hosted the birthday celebration at the PURE Nightclub in Caesars Palace and although fans were alarmed at "how skinny she's suddenly looking," they cheered out loud for the happy loving couple and sang 'Happy Birthday' along with them.

Jenna had originally bought a sailor's outfit but wound up in the Pussycat Dolls' dressing room, and borrowed one of the dancer's outfits and a Pussycat Doll hat. She hid in a box that was wheeled over to where Tito was sitting in the VIP stage balcony cabana beds. Jenna jumped out, gave him a special seductive dance and then sat in his lap for most of the evening kissing and cuddling.

When the Pussycat Dolls brought him a candle-laden cake and sparklers, they told Tito to make a wish, but he said, holding Jenna even closer, "I already got my wish, and she made it all come true."

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