Thursday, September 25, 2008
Hef Loses His Whole Harem - Like Our $700 Billion, Snap Your Fingers And It's Gone
The economy is not the only thing taking a dive. Now Hugh Hefner's sex life is in the toilet too!
Earlier this week it was announced that Kendra was hooking up with Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, and that Holly had ditched him for Chris Angel. Regarding Holly and Chris being spotted in Vegas over the weekend, Hef tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview, "She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever. I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
As of yesterday we were left thinking only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal to Hefner while developing a show for the Travel Channel but we find today that even this is not true.
From thesuperficial.com:
Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:
Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."
Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it's not possible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I'm pretty sure that's the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin said it best when he said "See how many ho's you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff."
Earlier this week it was announced that Kendra was hooking up with Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, and that Holly had ditched him for Chris Angel. Regarding Holly and Chris being spotted in Vegas over the weekend, Hef tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview, "She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever. I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
As of yesterday we were left thinking only Bridget Marquardt, who is married to a man in Ohio, has stayed loyal to Hefner while developing a show for the Travel Channel but we find today that even this is not true.
From thesuperficial.com:
Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:
Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."
Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it's not possible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I'm pretty sure that's the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin said it best when he said "See how many ho's you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff."
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