Britney Spears Really Wants You To See Her Vagina

Calling this a slip or an accident is like calling hardcore pornography an oops. Obviously all the pictures are super NSFW so wait til you're somewhere private before checking them out. Or don't check them out at all. The only thing you'll be missing is a monitor covered in whatever you had for breakfast. Or the first of many steps that leads to you becoming a gynecologist.

Here's Britney Spears showing off her shaved vagina. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. Like the way a hooker shows off. Or a porn star. Or that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who's always hanging around the park. I mean... damn! You just don't NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway? And I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday..... Since when is she the classy one?