Nicole Sheridan On The Howard Stern Show

Howard had the porn star Nicole Sheridan into the studio to play a round of Win Fred’s Money. As a bonus, Howard added that Nicole had agreed to give KB, the virgin who was turned down for sex earlier this month when he won “a date” with another porn star, “a hand” if she lost to Fred. Before he got to the game, though, Howard told Nicole that he felt she could’ve been a legitimate model or married “a rich dude,” but she responded she was “too old” to model and wasn’t interested in being with a man just for his money. Nicole noted that she felt she chose “the perfect career” and had gone from starring in adult films to now mostly directing them. Nicole then revealed she was married, but that she’d still be able to go on “a date” with KB if she lost the game, adding that while she and her husband were “emotionally monogamous,” the same rules didn’t apply to their physical lives.

Nicole also admitted she didn’t completely shave her private area, preferring instead to keep it “neatly trimmed,” before discussing her first lesbian experience, which she recalled happened with two sisters while they were all in college. KB then came into the studio and told his story, and Nicole instructed him that women would be more interested in him if he acted more confident.

Nicole reported she had an IQ of 155 and was in “the gifted classes” in school, which was why she felt she could challenge Fred in the game. As Nicole showed off her body much to KB’s [audible] delight, Artie pointed out her IQ was the same as KB’s weight...“when he was in kindergarten.”

Following some phone calls for Nicole, Howard had Fred move into Robin’s booth so he couldn’t hear what was happening in the studio. These were the questions Howard asked Nicole and, later on, when it was Fred’s turn, as well as their responses:

• Who was the composer of “The Marriage of Figaro”? Nicole correctly answered Mozart, as did Fred.

• What musical instrument is held with the teeth and plucked with the finger? Nicole guessed the piccolo while Fred guessed the jaw’s harp, which was right, even though Howard said he also would’ve accepted the Jew’s harp.

• Which NFL team did John Madden coach to a Super Bowl victory? While Nicole incorrectly went with the New England Patriots, Fred was right with his response of the Oakland Raiders.

• Who was the last Major League Baseball pitcher to win 30 games? Neither Nicole nor Fred had a guess, and the answer was Denny McLain.

• Who wrote the plays “Our Town” and “The Matchmaker”? Nicole didn’t have a guess, but Fred was right when he answered Thornton Wilder.

• If you have triskaidekaphobia, what are you afraid of? Nicole was wrong when she said hair and Fred was right when he replied, “The number 13.”

• What is the second largest planet in the solar system? Nicole incorrectly guessed Venus and Fred incorrectly guessed Jupiter when the right answer was actually Saturn.

After promising to fulfill her promise and go on her “date” with KB, Nicole got on the Sybian, which very quickly brought her to orgasm. Nicole then announced her husband, Voodoo, wanted to come in to give Howard an engagement present – which was a necklace – and he begrudgingly let him in. As soon as he entered, Voodoo acknowledged he was having “a great week,” not just because he was on the Howard Stern Show this morning, but also because he was about to have sex with two women for a magazine photo shoot while his wife directed them how to orally pleasure him. Voodoo went on to note he wanted to have sex with Robin while also insisting he’d have no problems with Nicole being with Howard and Beth at the same time. Voodoo next promised KB that he was in for “the day of his life” given Nicole’s ability to use her hand on men, which she then demonstrated on a banana.



courtesy HowardStern.com

Did You Even Bother?

To see the hugely hyped Aniston - Cox kiss last night? 88% of voters (total votes 8.247) on TMZ.com said the kiss was totally lame.

Here it is if you need to see for yourself...

The Next American Idol

XRCO Selects Jana Jordan as Heart-On Girl

The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) has chosen Ninn Worx contract starlet Jana Jordan as the official Heart-On Girl for its 23rd annual awards show, scheduled for April 5 in Hollywood.

The Heart-On Girl presents the heart-shaped trophies to the winners, according to XRCO co-chairman Dirty Bob. She has traditionally been chosen from the ranks of the newest starlets with the strongest potential to be X-rated stars.

Jordan is so new there are still no movies with her on the street. Yet she's appeared on the covers of such publications as Hustler, Rockstar, Barely Legal, Live Young Girls and Spin, and was recently named Penthouse Pet of the Month.

The industry-only XRCO event will be the first chance for many in the adult business to get a gander at the blonde Texas native in the flesh.

"Trophy girls are sexy," Jordan said through her publicist. "I'm so happy to be the Heart-On Girl for the XRCO. I have to thank them for this honor."

The term Heart-On comes from the XRCO's heart-shaped trophy, which derives from the fact that for its first six years the awards show was held on Valentine's Day.

According to Jared Rutter, the original XRCO chairman, now a senior editor with AVN, the very first Heart-On Girl was Amber Lynn, in 1985. She was followed the next year by Nina Hartley. Both went on to become adult movie legends.

Other Heart-On Girls over the years have included such superstars-to-be as Kylie Ireland, Jewel De'Nyle and Tera Patrick, each of whom came back to host the ceremony in later years. Patrick returns again this year as co-host with hubby Evan Seinfeld.

Starving For Sanjaya - Day 10!!!

Day 10

well in commemoration of my 10th day hunger striking, i decided to step on a scale today just out of curiosity.

i was shocked at what i saw, i've lost nearly 10lbs.

though i guess i really shouldn't be that shocked, considering both how i feel and the fact that several of my clothes are fitting looser.

thank goodness that tomorrow is Tuesday and there is yet another chance to vote Sanjaya off the show. i know we can do it this week guys! today was not much better for me than yesterday ...

peace out.

-j

Here's The Pic Of The Scale

Starving For Sanjaya

Here's her post -

About me:
Hi, my name is J. I have always been a big fan of American Idol, so like many people I was excited for the 6th season to start this year.

Aside from the initial debacle with contestant Antonella Barba, season 6 was starting to look like it may be actually very good. The big voices of Melinda Doolittle and LaKisha Jones, the innovative styling of Blake Lewis, and the smooth R&B of Phil Stacey are just a few of the hopefuls with immense potential.

However, there is one hinge in this broad spectrum of talent this year ... Sanjaya Malakar.

We have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on American Idol. The judges faltered with their decision to place him in the 24, and American Idol voters have done even worse by keeping him on.

So until the day that Sanjya is no longer American Idol, I will be going on a hunger strike. This means I will refuse to eat anything until American Idol voters wise up, and stop voting Sanjya through each week.

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More Jenna Jameson Drama

Jenna Jameson posts on MySpace: Just like always... he [Jay Grdina] rears his ugly head, only when it might mean a little press for him. He wants to be a star so bad, and has ridden my coat tails for years. I wish him luck, he wants it more than anyone I know. He gave everything up for it... period.

It's really too bad that he feels the need to bash me and not accept any blame for his hideous actions... but it will all come out in the end. The truth will set you free. Good luck...J

Darth writes on www.xxxporntalk.com: Jay created Jenna Jamison. Jenna didn't create Jenna Jamison. Jay did the whole club jenna and hired people to manage her myspace account. She seems as motivated as a can of tuna.

Moron Boy Responds: The way I see things, Wicked Pictures created Jenna Jameson. Jay saw an oppurtunity to make some $$$ after she split with them.

Calvin writes on XPT: But she [Jenna] is a role model for a lot of women. Look at all the new talent coming into the industry and treating it as a "career". Parcelling out the sex acts to drive up the price. Expecting to cash in, then cross over to semi-legitimate mainstream status.

There is nothing really new about this. Look at Ginger Lynn's career path. If she had come up in 1993, she would have done the same thing, and would still have failed to take that last step where she becomes accepted.

I suspect that this is also part of what is driving Jenna to her current state. The divorce, and potentially losing a large chunk of her empire must hurt, but she has also hit the glass ceiling of respectability. People buy her book and invite her to B-list red carpet events, but she is never going to get her own ABC sitcom or starring role in a "legitimate" movie - and she wouldn't get one even if she could act.

Lethal Butt Shot Kills Anna Nicole

WWW - [NY Daily News] - Anna Nicole Smith died of a lethal level of a potent sleep medication, but she had a raging blood infection that could have killed her had she not overdosed, an exclusive report revealed yesterday.

Smith took the speedy sleep-inducer chloral hydrate, which is sometimes used in "date rape" drugs, the night of Feb. 7th and never woke up, according to a joint investigation by sister publications the National Enquirer and the Star.

In the most stunning disclosure, the report says Smith's life might have been saved had she simply gone to a hospital rather than treating her severe fever, nausea and other infection symptoms on her own.

Smith's lawyer pal Howard K. Stern, a bodyguard and a nurse were with her in the days and hours leading up to her death.

The report comes days before Broward County Medical Examiner Dr. Joshua Perper is set to reveal his official findings about what killed the 39-year-old ex-model, who died Feb. 8 at a Florida hotel.

Smith's infection, which drove her temperature to a staggering 105 degrees, was caused by an injection in her left buttock with a needle that apparently was not properly sterilized, according to the report, posted on the Enquirer and Star Web sites.

Tests did not reveal what substance had been injected into Smith three days before she died, but a painful abscess developed, the report said.

He Says, She Says -- Jenna Jameson Blames Drop In Weight On Divorce, Jay Says PREACH ON BITCH

Jenna Jameson and her soon-to-be former husband and business partner, Jay Grdina are becoming the new Travis Barker and Shana Moakler.

The high priestess of porn took to her MySpace blog yesterday, lashing out at her ex and blaming the nastiness he's causing her during their divorce proceedings on her recently extreme weight loss.

Jenna Jameson posts: I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic.

Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else has taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming "eat a burger!" or "we want the old jenna back!" I'm sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.

I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can't because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.

Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you! xoxoxox, Jenna

Then Jay posted this message on his MySpace blog.

PREACH ON BITCH

Blah Blah Blah... people in life are amazing! It's funny how individuals always believe their own bullshit.. or basically their side of the story... as flamboyantly as they might want to tell it. Peeps will convince themselves that the shit they spout out of their mouths is the truth and that it justifies everything in their lil realm of reality!! This is man's/woman's best justification of actions and feelings. I love to call it the "Denial Zone". There are always 3 sides to the story and only one side to the truth.. It's a funny theory, but it is a reality of life. People in general will always try to blame someone or some thing else for their own faults, inadequacies and/or weaknesses... this is a classic scenario and the best form of defiance! At some point in all of our lives we have to face...REALITY..and the majority of the times its is not fun, exciting, or something anyone wants to deal with. This is when the real people .. the ones with integrity and honesty step out from the pack. I recently read a blog from someone blaming their physical appearance on circumstances and situations.. all of which are completely self perpetuated, on a victim or stress and circumstance. At some point you just have to be honest with yourself... as much as it might hurt and say.. I need help, my life and what I am doing is wrong! At which poijnt you need to become proactive in the rectification of the situation. The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth.... this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person. I always ask myself ...why does it have to get this??? For the people that love and try to help..well...we have an inherent flaw that is in most of us.. we want to help... we always want to come to the rescue; and the person in need has no control; abuses and consumes.. consumes like a psychic vampire! Thse are just truths in life i like to pass on.. if they fit in your scenario of life, then appreciate them. I will never use this forum as a personal place to verbally slaughter people and/or personas.... This is a place where I can rant and express.... My theory to life is something that I believe to be helpful... that's it! Take it for what it's worth. I will do a blog later about what is happing in life...the last 4 weeks have been SIIIIIIKKKKK!!!!! That I will save for the next blog.

Metro Releases Collector's Edition of Pat Myne's X-Rated

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What's Wrong With Jenna Jameson?

Porn legend Jenna Jameson -- or, rather, what's left of her -- was snapped yesterday walking the runway at a fashion show in Los Angeles. Rumors about her drug abuse, anorexia and/or an abusive boyfriend are flying all over the web.
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David Aaron Clark - He Thought He Was Leaving Porn

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On Set Of DCypher's Taboo 22 From Metro

Here are a bunch of photos and some short video clips that were shot at the filming of our Taboo 22, we've got Ava Rose, Charlie Laine, Van Damage, Herschel Savage, Carli Banks, Faith Leon, Neveah, Celeste Star, Brooke Haven, DCypher, Faith Leone, Jason Sechrest -- just to name a few, courtesy of lukeisback.com

Devinn Lane Returns to Metro’s No Man’s Land

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Behind The Doors At Hef's Place

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