Monday, May 19, 2008

The 9 Most Beautiful Mexican Women According To Maxim Magazine

1. Jessica Alba



Little surprise here. Preggers or not, this Mexican-French-and-Danish bombshell is hotter than jalapeños doused in napalm. At least that´s what we´re led to believe after she raked in over 40 percent of your votes.

2. Salma Hayek



Her upcoming project has her voicing a dog in Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but here´s to hoping she´ll get back in front of the camera soon. Why? Her roles frequently have her yelling sternly in fluent Spanish. Feisty!

3. Ninel Conde



There´s never been a better reason to score a passport and learn Spanish than this local soap star. Well, besides the eminent recession and irritable bowel syndrome.

4. Eva Longoria



You´ve seen her on Desperate Housewives, courtside at Spurs games, and fixed atop Maxim´s Hot 100 for two consecutive years. Frustratingly, the only place you haven´t seen her is trying on bikinis in your living room.

5. Anahí



She is most known for her role in Rebelde, a Mexican…wait for it…that´s right, telenovela! The show, which starred her and the other members of the pop group RBD, relied heavily on English-language phrases for humor. Ay, caramba!

6. Paulina Rubio



Her nickname, the Golden Girl, might cue bitter visuals of Betty White. But you kids saw right past that and voted for her despite her perfectly bronzed skin, sexy moves, and totally non-raisin-like body.

7. Thalía



This multiple Latin Grammy and Latin Billboard Awards nominee is also known as the “Queen of Telenovelas.” Which is made more remarkable by the fact that every woman in Mexico has, at some point in her life, starred in a telenovela.

8. Mayrin Villanueva



It was at one time rumored that Mayrin would be the next Bond girl. That job has since gone to Ukrainian-model-turned-actress Olga Kurylenko, but we don´t know why they can´t share the role. Dos is company!

9. Marlene Favela



At five-foot-nine-inches, this gorgeous model has appeared in 14 telenovelas (Latin-American soap operas), placing her among the rarified air of, oh, let´s say Charo and the guy who dresses like a bee.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Hefner Never To Marry Holly Madison?

LOS ANGELES — Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner's "lead" girlfriend" Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old. But it seems the busty blonde is starting to give up on her dream.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.

“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”

Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.

Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.

Is This Girl A Slut??? Shayne Lamas Does Six-Page Spread For Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis' New Magazine

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Snaps On TV!!!

Keith Olbermann would LOVE this!


Bill O'Reilly Snaps...Again

OJ Simpson Confession

LOS ANGELES — A memorabilia dealer who profited from O.J. Simpson for many years is the latest former crony to write a tell-all book, this one alleging a groggy Simpson, high on marijuana, confessed to killing his ex-wife after he was acquitted.

Mike Gilbert also claims he helped his former friend wiggle out of the murder charges by suggesting how to bloat his hands so they wouldn't fit the notorious bloody gloves.

Gilbert's book, "How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse" (Regnery Publishing, 232 pages, $27.95), is due in stores Monday. It was released to The Associated Press in advance.

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife's condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: "If she hadn't opened that door with a knife in her hand ... she'd still be alive."

"Nothing more needed to be said," Gilbert writes. "O.J. had confessed to me. There's no doubt in my mind."

Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman were stabbed to death at the entrance to her condominium. The knife was never found.

Simpson's current lawyer Yale Galanter said none of Gilbert's claims are true and that Gilbert is "a delusional drug addict who needs money. He's fallen on very hard times. He is in trouble with the IRS."

"I've talked to O.J. about it," said Galanter, who refused to allow Simpson to comment directly because of his upcoming robbery trial in Las Vegas. "This stuff not only didn't occur but it's not factually supported by the evidence."

The name calling and accusations on both sides showed that deep wounds persist.

In a phone interview, Gilbert called Galanter "an ambulance chaser and an enabler and denier for O.J. I know. I used to do the same thing. I understand the game."

He acknowledged he has IRS problems which he says were caused by Simpson but said, "I could take a drug test and pass it. I highly doubt that O.J. could."

Gilbert is the second sports memorabilia dealer to write a Simpson book this year. Thomas Riccio, who arranged a Las Vegas memorabilia sale that led to Simpson's armed robbery arrest, penned "Busted" last month.

Simpson himself participated in the controversial book, "If I Did It," which he claimed was not a confession. It was withdrawn by the publisher and eventually released last year by the Goldman family to help satisfy a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment.

Gilbert said he continued to represent Simpson for another decade after the alleged confession, hawking items with his autograph, hiding the profits and helping Simpson shield his possessions so they could not be seized by the Goldman family.

Gilbert also claims that he counseled the jailed Simpson during his murder trial to stop taking his arthritis medicine so his hands would swell up and not fit the bloody gloves in court. He offers no proof Simpson followed his advice or that he was taking any medicine, but the drama that played out in court when the gloves didn't fit was central to Simpson's defense.

The prosecutors in Simpson's murder trial, Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden, could not immediately be reached for comment on Gilbert's claims.

Former Gilbert partner Bruce Fromong, who was involved in the Vegas incident, said Gilbert is known for spinning tall tales.

"Mike makes up a lot of great stories," said Fromong. "Mike Gilbert has a ton of skeletons in his closet. He's as dirty as anyone."

Gilbert said he broke with Simpson two years ago because he felt cheated, didn't approve of his lifestyle and was repulsed by "If I Did It." He writes that he was guided to do his own the book by dreams in which he saw the ghosts of his dead grandmother and of Nicole Brown Simpson.

He refers to himself in the book as a "Judas," and says he is betraying Simpson because he's ashamed of what he did and wants to soothe his conscience. He responded to Fromong's criticism by saying he's made mistakes and isn't trying to clean up his image with the book.

He writes that he was not alone in helping Simpson beat the murder charges, but "I hope to be the first to finally confess."

Gilbert said he funneled money from autograph signing appearances to Simpson under the table so the Goldman family could not get it. Gilbert said he paid Simpson 80 percent, kept 20 percent but had to pay taxes on the whole amount. He said Simpson repeatedly told him they'd settle up later.

But they never did and when pushed Simpson reminded him of the Goldman debt: "Hey, at least you don't owe $33.5 million."

"Yeah, I didn't kill anybody either," Gilbert replied. Simpson scowled.

He offers apologies to the dead Nicole Simpson, whom he said he never liked, and to the Goldman family.

"He offers an apology for money laundering?" said Goldman attorney David Cook. "I don't think we want the apology. I think we need the money. Send us a check, not an I'm sorry."

He said he plans to use the book as a treasure map to Simpson's hidden assets.

Gilbert, 53, was a childhood fan of Simpson who was thrilled when another client, football great Marcus Allen, introduced them and they began doing business together.

Gilbert wrote in his book that he was admitted to a world of privilege and he got caught up in a power trip in which he believed he was better than "ordinary people."

Gilbert blames himself and other Simpson friends for failing to act when they detected domestic violence in the Simpson marriage. But he says each time there was a fight between the couple or a call by Nicole to police it was dismissed as part of their obsession with each other or they pretended it didn't happen.

"O.J. mattered more," he said. "The fringe benefits that came with being one of O.J.'s friends mattered more _ or at least we thought they did."

Gilbert wrote the book for many reasons. It wasn't just to make money or hurt Simpson.

"Nothing can hurt O.J.," he said in an interview. "He doesn't have the emotions we have."

In a chapter on the Las Vegas case, he acknowledges that Simpson was in search of memorabilia he believed Gilbert stole from him, including the suit he wore the day he was acquitted.

"I never sold the suit, not even when I was dead broke," he writes. "At least that's something small to be proud of."

But Gilbert does acknowledge that he unsuccessfully tried to sell the suit at one point _ before he sold his book.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Help The Girl Of Your Dreams Get The Body Of Her Dreams!

MyFreeImplants.com Offers Free Breast Surgery

LOS ANGELES — The website MyFreeImplants.com is a service website that matches up women who want breast implants with people who want to pay for the surgeries.

According to the website, the idea for the website started in July 2005 when a dancer at a bachelor party said she wanted to get a boob job but couldn't afford it. One partygoer offered $5, another offered $10, another $20 and by the end of the evening the dancer had $750, 25 percent of the money she needed for the surgery. So came the idea for the MyFreeImplants.com site, four months later people from all over the world had contributed enough to pay for the surgery plus costs of the website.

The dancer, Natasha, is the model now featured on the website.

MyFreeImplants has become a social-networking site where women who want breast implant surgery can connect with men who want to help pay for it. "Benefactors" can make contributions to help women who post pictures (as revealing as they choose) and blog entries on their home pages.

The site has paid for more than 150 breast augmentations, and there are plans to ramp up to providing one free augmentation giveaway a month, and then one a week as membership of both candidates and benefactors increases.

If you are so inclined, Click Here! Who knows, she might be eternally grateful!!!

Today Is Stupid Fat Girls Day!

Monday, May 05, 2008

Wanna Go To Hollywood For A Playmate Screen Test With Holly Madison?

The folks over at Playboy is doing an open casting call. So if you think your girl is hot shit (and let’s be real most women these days seem to) then click below to submit your entries as outlined below.



Welcome to Playboy’s Casting channel on YouTube. This is where you can show Playboy (and the whole world) what you’ve got!!!

Girls, we are very excited to see your submissions — please carefully review the terms and conditions below. The girls with the most YouTube views will definitely get our attention so when you’re making your video, go big! And be sure to tell all your friends and neighbors to watch your video. If you have a profile on MySpace, Facebook or any other social network, you can embed your video there to spread the word. And if you go to http://www.playboy.com/pm55 you can even grab a banner for your MySpace page that tells all your friends that you want to go to “Holly-wood”!

Everyone else, we hope you’ll enjoy seeing what it’s like to be part of the Playboy casting process. For more Playboy videos, you can visit our main YouTube channel at http://www.youtube.com/playboy and of course you can come to http://www.playboy.com for more from the entire world of Playboy!

Video submissions should start to post next week. REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS CHANNEL FOR UPDATES!

-The Team at Playboy

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Are All The Train Wheels On This Track?

Apparently it only takes one of her to screw in a lightbulb...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

150,000 Fans Attend Porn Show In LA

Click here for the photo gallery, courtesy of avn.com

LOS ANGELES - Several thousand fans converged on the L.A. Convention Center this past weekend for Adultcon 14, the three-day expo that features dozens of porn stars, models and adult entertainment companies.

Even two hours before closing on Sunday, Ron Jeremy was signing autographs and posing for pictures for an enthusiastic group at the Beamonstar.com booth, which was promoting its male enhancement products.

Meanwhile on the far end of the South Hall, fans had several other options including the comic relief of Evan Stone, who was wearing a white cloak and standing behind a podium. He was near the HeatherGates.com booth, where girls were riding a clit massage machine and guys were straddling Gates doggie-style as cameras snapped.

Sin City exclusive Tory Lane was stationed a few feet away, not far from Adam & Eve hottie Kayden Kross who looked fetching in fishnet stockings. Nautica Thorn spent 40 minutes talking to one of her super fans who brought three different cameras with him to capture the day's excitement.

The owner of Nautica Thorn Productions took a break to discuss her participation in the non-profit karmarescue.org, which she said, "helps poochies that are unwanted find homes." She added that fans were buying her movies such as her most recent release, Straight Fucking, and then asking for her previous stuff such as Entering Nautica Thorn.

"The name is getting out there and people like the product," she said, noting that she's booked for an interracial scene on May 26 for Evil Angel.

Thorn was one of a few girls interviewed by KTLA Channel 5 News for an Adultcon segment that ran on Saturday night.

Fans that walked to the back of the hall weren't disappointed when they spotted Alexis Love, Veronique Vega and Tristan Kingsley at the LA Direct booth.

"I like seeing my fans here and I'm starting to see some of the same people at these conventions," Love said.

The starlet was signing copies of the May Penthouse magazine, which features her in a sexy layout as the new Pet of the Month. She said a lot of her fans knew that she was in the new Penthouse and told her "congratulations, you deserve it." Love said she'll fly to New York this week for an appearance on the "Howard Stern Show" with Justine Joli on Tuesday.

Kingsley, who was wearing a pink schoolgirl ensemble, said this weekend marked her second Adultcon show after being in the industry for about a year. The San Jose native was signing copies of her Vouyer Media movie N2Deep and promoting her site.

One of the largest booths at the expo was for Eric John's Erotique Entertainment, where Lux Kassidy and Angie Savage attracted plenty of attention. Across the way, Lexxi Tyler turned heads at the Dolips.com booth, while Sophie Dee, Cherokee, Savannah Stern and Teanna Kai worked their own sets of fans. Performer Brian Pumper held court at his B. Pumper Productions booth with his recent DVDs spread out across the table.

Club Jenna contract girl Roxy Jezel signed all three days at the Stiletto magazine booth and also got some airtime on Channel 5 news Saturday night.

"It's been awesome. I love coming to this convention," she said.

Jezel also mentioned she had recently been cast as a high class escort in Sexploitation: Under the Gun, an independent mainstream movie that is being shot in New York next month.

Adultcon president Renaud West was generally pleased with the event.

"Well, Coachella was this weekend and there's 150,000 people out there, so that hurt our attendance, along with the book exhibition [Los Angeles Times Festival of Books at UCLA]. The recession isn't helping. The price of gas isn't helping. But with all that, our turnout has been better than we expected," West said as he eyed another group riding the escalator up to the hall. "We're very fortunate with the weather being beautiful. Whatever the numbers are they are better than we what we were expecting.

"... The room is still big, but we're filling it a little better."

West even brought in the same tiger that was in the movie Gladiator as an added attraction for this show.

"We got the live tiger for everybody to take pictures with," West said. "This show is a great value to adult talent. They definitely make money and they get to meet their fans."

Click here for Gia Jordan's photo gallery.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Bush Sings At The 2008 Press Dinner

Bush Sings


And He's A Comedian, Too.

Ashley Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Just Added To Our Movies Section - Oral Antics 2



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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Long Awaited AVN AAAAA-Rated Texas Vibrator Massacre Is Here!

Ayana Angel Posts On Her Blog

XXX-Recession

Ok, this was supposed to be my big return to XXX. Do you know all my shoots got cancelled! Then I hear its the same for other girls - no work, etc!!!! Alot of the companies are in Brazil shooting (need to see the list of male talent so I can add them to my No-Shooting list) but I mean damn!!!! WTF! So I think from now on until LA recovers................... I think XXX may be feeling the effects of the rise of the Internet, the over-abundance of people claiming to be reputable companies, boot-legging of videos, etc. This is normally the busy time for porn but no one is busy at all!!! I may need to start another mainstream job search!!!

My new quote for XXX was "They got me out here Brett Farve-ing...... trying to see if I still got it...!!!", and then this and now he retired today. Hmm, is that a hint????

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