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EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE ON THE INTERNET?

If the video is real, it could become the most sought porn movie on the Internet.

Eva Longoria has been panicking the last couple of days because her sex video started circling the Internet. It has been rumoured that the “juicy” video contains explicit sex scenes between Eva and her husband, Tony Parker.

If the video is real it could become the most sought porn film on the Internet after the well-known “One Night in Paris” with Paris Hilton in the lead role.

Currently the video is available for viewing only on some American web sites for a fee.

ClubJadaFire.com

Jada Fire's only official website is now open - visit Jada at www.clubjadafire.com. Live webcames are coming soon!

The Squeeze Finally Put on The Juice - He's Behind Bars

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The Squeeze Finally Put on The Juice - He's Behind Bars

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SHAQ'S WIFE CHEATED WITH CUBAN TRAINER???

From MediaTakeOut.com

September 05, 2007. Yesterday evening Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal (35) filed to divorce his wife of nearly five years, Shaunie (32). The two seemed like the perfect couple to most outside observers.

This seemingly out-of-nowhere filing has people all over the sports world are wondering what could have happened. Well MediaTakeOut.com got the inside scoop on what really went down!!!

In an exclusive interview, MediaTakeOut.com spoke with one of Shaq's employee's who claims that Shaq suspects Shaunie of being unfaithful. According to the insider, Shaq is accusing his wife of carrying on an affair with her 27 year old personal trainer.

The trainer, who is of native Cuban descent, has been training Shaq's wife for nearly a year.

According to our insider, Shaunie has been increasing the frequency of private training sessions ever since the spring. The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, "Shaunie and [the trainer] started off having weekly sessions. But they increased the number of sessions until she was seeing him almost every day." The insider added, "I'm not saying that there was anything inappropriate going on between them, but they were very close. So I can understand where Shaq is coming from ... Whatever was going on between them, it just didn't look right."

Shaq's employee isn't convinced, however, that Shaq's marriage is over. The insider explained, "Right now Shaq filed [for divorce] because he's angry. But the way that those two love each other, I'm convinced the marriage can be saved." Our source continued, "Besides, Shaq has a few skeletons in his closet himself - and there's just too much [history] between them for either to walk away this easily."

But if this divorce ever does get to court, it may get ugly. Shaq's pit bull lawyers have made the first move. They've already requested that Shaunie O’Neal to provide a “correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities” that she had access to or obtained during the marriage.

Shaq and Shaunie have four children together -- Shareef, 7, Amirah, 5, Shaqir, 4, and Me'Arah, 1. Shaq has a daughter, Taahirah, and Shaunie has a son, Myles, from previous relationships.

30 Best Porn Titles Of All Time

In no particular order...

1. POKE-A-HOT-ASS
2. YO QUIERO TACO SMELL
3. DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO?
4. BOWLIN' IN HER COLON
5. ASS-HOLE O MIO
6. FUCK THE CANUCK
7. MOULIN SPLOOGE
8. GERMAN WHORE FARE
9. SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN
10. ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST
11. POKE 'ER MON
12. RIMMERAMA
13. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS
14. HUNG WANKENSTEIN
15. SHRIMPIN' LOBSTER SAUCE
16. AMERICAN BOOTY
17. E-THREE - THE EXTRA TESTICLE
18. BUMPIN DONUTS
19. H.R. MUFF N' STUFF
20. MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU
21. WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
22. ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES
23. BEVERLY HILLS 9021-HO
24. I SAW MOMMY EATING SANTA CLAUS
25. 21 HUMP STREET
26. SPERMS OF ENDEARMENT
27. YANK MY DOODLE, IT'S A DANDY
28. INDIANA JOAN AND THE BLACK HOLE OF MAMMOO
29. SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES
30. EDWARD PENISHANDS

Jenna Jameson And Her New Boobs Retiring???

Jenna Jameson is retiring from making adult videos. Sigh.



She will continue to run her online business, but the blonde wants to focus on new projects, like a Hollywood biopic, a comic book and a clothing line, due out next year.

Jameson also decided to have her breast implants removed recently, and she sat down with Us Weekly to talk about why she did it.

Here are some highlights!

On why she had her implants removed: “When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”

On how removing the implants changed her: “Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”

On how she felt postsurgery: “Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”

On whether she’s done with porn forever: “Yes. A hundred percent.”

On who will play her in a movie about her life: “I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito: “I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”

They Just Finished Jury Selection In The Michael Vick Case...

Weekend Fun: The Humping Dog Flash Drive

It costs roughly 9 bucks. Of course the movie above, in no way does this ultimate stocking stuffer justice.… Unfortunately, there’s no “Stop Humping” switch, so it just doesn’t stop - kinda like your neighbor’s dog.

Why I Fired My Secretary -

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me.

As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came to Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.

As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered.

I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "Thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!"

We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously.

On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"

I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"

She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"

After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."

"Ok." I Nervously Replied.

She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers, All Singing "Happy Birthday".
And I Just Sat There..

On The Couch...

Naked.

Lindsay Lohan Busted AGAIN!

BEVERLY HILLS, California — Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was busted early Tuesday for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license -- her second substance-related arrest in a matter of months, TMZ.com reported.

Lohan's blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket, cops told TMZ.com.

The 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to TMZ.com.

Lohan checked out of a Malibu rehab center on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks. She has been wearing an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet, going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and receiving therapy ever since.

The "Mean Girls" star, who turned 21 on July 2, checked into the swank facility after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

Just last Thursday, Lohan turned herself in to police to be booked on suspicion of driving under the influence during the Memorial Day weekend car crash, police said.

Accompanied by her attorney, Lohan surrendered herself at the Beverly Hills Police Department to be fingerprinted and photographed, said Officer Brian Ballieweg.

She was booked on suspicion of a DUI with a blood alcohol level above .08, California's legal limit, and on suspicion of misdemeanor hit and run, Ballieweg said.

After the Memorial Day incident, police said she had been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, though she wasn't formally booked on the allegation until Thursday.

The actress was released on her own recognizance. A court date was scheduled for August 24.

Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Earlier this month, Lohan's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said the star was "doing great."

"Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her," she said.

METRO RELAUNCHES TOXXXIC LINE WITH NEW PACKAGING

CHATSWORTH, Calif. -

Metro Interactive has set a July 13 street date for Slime Ballin', a 2-disc collector's edition DVD that marks the return of gonzo imprint Toxxxic Entertainment following a two-year hiatus.

Touting the new release as "the raunchiest and most visually interesting production from Toxxxic to date," Metro spared no expense to create a graphically striking DVD package.

"We wanted to come up with a package that would correlate to some of the things that make this movie different," said Christian Mann, Metro's VP of Sales & Marketing. "Knowing it was filled with heavy-duty raunch, as is the hallmark of Toxxxic Entertainment, our artists were charged with making a package that would showcase the scope of the production. There was no way to display all the images

on a traditional DVD insert sleeve. Since the word Toxxxic is evocative of something radioactive, and we had this incredible black-light scene, the decision to go with a six color neon design package was an obvious one. While we were at it we went all the way and embossed it to give the consumer a great-looking, great-feeling package - something worthy of the contents."

Director Vincent Voss described Slime Ballin' as "a sexually charged acid trip."

"Most people when it comes to gonzo want to light it like a hospital operating room," Voss told AVN. "This movie is a very high-intensity, stylized vignette production that is splashed with a lot of color. The sex is very hard, but people that have seen the trailer on AVN have told me that it's the black lights, the color and the creepiness that put it over the top."

In keeping with the movie's trippy, atmospheric visual style, Metro is promoting the re-launch of Toxxxic with a black light poster campaign. Mann told AVN that the company plans several deluxe edition DVD release in the future with a similar approach.

Slime Ballin' stars Daisy Marie, Kaiya Lynn, Carmel Moore, Lela Star, Nikki Benz, Sativa Rose, Tiffany Sweet, Austin Kincaid, Ben English, Mick Blue, Steve Holmes, Marco Banderas and Scott Nails.

Each copy of Slime Ballin' includes a bonus disc with a surprise full-length Toxxxic feature. Shot in widescreen hi-def, the disc includes behind the scenes vignettes, trailers and instant pop-shot access menu options.

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WITHIN THIS REVEALING LOOK INTO THE WORLD OF ADULT ENTERTAINMENT, FORMER ADULT FILM DIRECTOR C. L. GREGORY EXPLAINS HOW SEX HAS BECOME AN ECONOMIC FORCE IN TODAY'S MARKETPLACE. IN EACH EYE OPENING CHAPTER YOU'LL DISCOVER HOW ADULT FILMS ARE MADE, THE HISTORY OF ADULT FILMS, THE BUSINESS OF SEX AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW TO MAKE MONEY MAKING PORN. YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO THE REAL PLAYERS ARE IN THE BUSINESS AND HOW TO CONTACT THEM. IT'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN CONSIDERING A CAREER IN THE SEX INDUSTRY. WHETHER YOU'RE AN ASPIRING ADULT ACTOR, DIRECTOR, OR PORN STARLETT WANNABE, HOW TO BREAK INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY WILL GIVE YOU THE TOOLS YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN MAKING YOUR FIRST ADULT FILM AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ONE OF THE FASTEST GROWING SEGMENTS OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.

Paris X-Posed Again

From TheSmokingGun.com

Risque online pics of Hilton reappear despite court injunction

JUNE 11--Defying a federal court injunction, a web site stocked with X-rated home videos and photos of Paris Hilton has recently reopened, apparently in a bid to cash in on the wave of publicity surrounding the hard-partying heiress's legal travails. The web site, parisexposed.com, was shuttered earlier this year after Hilton sued its operators for invasion of privacy and copyright violation. In late-February, U.S. District Court Judge George King signed a preliminary injunction (a copy of which you'll find here) barring the site from publishing a wide assortment of material about the 26-year-old Hilton, from her home and e-mail addresses, to medical and banking records. And, of course, "any picture depicting Plaintiff in a state of undress and in a private setting." Of which there are many, as a weekend tour of the reopened site made quite clear. Along with videos showing Hilton topless and bottomless, the site has clips of her partying and making a series of offensive statements. She refers to one woman as a "fat, ugly Jewish bitch" and uses the phrase "fat faggot" to describe another unseen target. Dancing with her sister Nicky at a New Year's Eve party in Aspen, Hilton mimics another person, announcing, "I'm a little black whore. I get fucked in the butt for coke." Then, remarking on her and Nicky's dancing, Hilton says, "We're like two niggers." These videotaped musings (and a chance to review other records) cost $19.97 for a 30-day period. But if that's too rich for you, we've gathered a sampling of the Hilton trove, which was obtained by the web site's operators after she failed to pay an overdue L.A. storage facility bill. On the following pages you'll find stills from a variety of videos as well as photos and documents. Images include Hilton getting stoned in Amsterdam; toilet stall snaps (one with Nicole Richie); topless script readings; tampon hijinks; candids of a once-fleshy Richie; bathtub frolics; underwear shots; unorthodox tanning bed procedures; a groping by "Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis; public skirt hiking; and a rotund friend with a smile on his belly. Among documents posted on parisexposed.com are a court notice regarding an L.A traffic citation; an e-mail about the purchase of a $175,000 Bentley; a business letter from her father Rick; a U.S. Customs Service document regarding the apparent seizure of 148 tabs of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax; and a pharmacy notice. While it appears that several items (like Hilton's passport) have been removed from the site, much of what remains is covered by Judge King's order.

Rob Rotten: Curse the Beasts and the Children

SUN VALLEY, Calif. - Sun Valley, California is the land time forgot. Once off the 5 Freeway, the traveler finds himself transported back to a Twilight Zone world that looks remarkably like 1962. It's here where porn auteur Rob Rotten has chosen to shoot his epic comeback movie for Metro, Swallow My Children.

Up a dusty driveway with signs warning those who venture there to "Watch for Rattlesnakes!" the reporter wonders if he's found the right location. After some uphill hiking, he sees a large trampoline set up in a side yard upon which a fleshy, naked gal is performing oral sex on some hapless stud.

Yep. This must be the place.

The house itself is a sprawling, ramshackle affair and Rotten greets visitors to his set with cold beers and hot pizza.

He gives an overview of the movie while shooting two scenes simultaneously. "It's a 15-scene all blowjob movie," explains Rotten. "It's hilarious. Everything's spontaneous and improvised. The only thing I have for this movie is an approved budget by Metro. That's how I roll with most of my movies."

But production manager Johnny Thrust is starting to show signs of cracking under the stress. Rotten will later relate how Thrust experienced some sort of breakdown much like that of the character Kurtz in Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness.

"Some of the girls are getting booked as we speak," explains Rotten, who manages to maintain his own sense of calm.

The only way to rattle Rob Rotten, I'm guessing, is to threaten him with an industrial-sized magnet.

"It's like a ball," Rotten says of his production. "Once it starts rolling, it doesn't stop. So far we've done 5 scenes out of 10 today, so we're half done and right on schedule...well, actually, we're about two hours ahead of schedule."

Of course, the extra time is going to shooting comical setups to the scenes themselves. Rotten explains, "We're having a lot of fun shooting the skits. That's my favorite part. Even though this is just a blowjob movie and even though most people would shoot all the blowjobs in one day, I'd rather take two days and make it real funny and put some time and care into it."

And while the various scenes are being shot, the owner of the location is advising several wide--eyed new starlets that if they like to travel, "China is the place to go. The American dollar is strong there."

One of the girls pipes up with all the confidence and wisdom of her 18 years on planet earth and volunteers, "I've been to China."

"Really?" asks the owner. "Where were you?"

"Japan," she says.

Meanwhile, Rotten's setting up for another blowjob exchange, this time involving himself with Kaylee Love Cox. All I know is that if you worked a circus chimp this hard, you'd be going to jail.

A few days later, Metro exec Christian Mann sends a missive regarding the shoot. It reads, "First, I want to apologize to anyone who may be offended by the title of Rob Rotten's new movie. I want to state unequivocally that absolutely no people were actually swallowed during the production of this movie. True, several million sperm-cells were indeed ingested as they passed through the gullets of several attractive and thirsty—or is it hungry?—ladies. The protein-craving lasses may have used their considerable fellatio skills to lure the little buggers out of the pulsing shafts of the would-be fathers, but it should be noted that absent contact with a fertile ovary, the swimmers cannot technically be considered people and as such, Rob cannot be charged with murder. In fact, Mr. Rotten should be applauded for his contribution to the cause of birth control in an over-populated world. I have no additional comment at this time."

Spoken like a true businessman, indeed.

Swallow My Children will star, among many: Sasha Grey, Daisy Tanks, Britney Stevens, Whitney Stevens, Fayth Deluca, August West, Chavon Taylor, Heather Gables, Marsha Lord, Allison Pierce, Brandi Lyons, Mercedez Santos, Leighiani Red, Roxy DeVille, Laurie Vargas and Jocelyn Jayden.

courtesy avn.com

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Real Notes Written By Parents!

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district.

Spellings have been left intact.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. Shehad diahre dyrea direathe the shits. ?

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Some people are like Slinkies... not good for much of anything, but they still bring a smile to your face as you push them down a flight of stairs.

Metro Interactive / Loaded Digital Presents Rob Rotten's Scurvy Girls 2

The world’s most outrageous porn director Rob Rotten has done it again with Scurvy Girls 2. Rated AAAA (AVN May 2007).

Scurvy Girls 2 is a very bizarre but humorous mixture of vignette scenes starring: cover-girl Annette Schwarz, Roxy De Ville, Logan James, Persia Decarlo, Donny Long, Johnny Thrust, Dick Tracy, Jay Ashley and Rob Rotten himself. Rob takes part in his creations both in front of and behind the camera.

Rob had this to say about Scurvy Girls 2 – “Arrgh… Scurvy Girls 2... Plenty more of the ol' in out in out with my malenky devotchkas. A real horror-show I tell ya my droogs. None of the lubbilubbing, viddy my merzky molodoy devotchkas sodding in this sinny just for the likes of you. Enjoy this zammechat sinny and all of my ptitsas licking yarbles... Viddy Well, Rob Rotten".

Adds Metro Sales VP Christian Mann: “Rob Rotten has expressed my sentiments so articulately

already! The only thing I can add is to remind distributors that every single one of Rob’s movies have received an AVN AAAA rating, and most important, they all sell like crazy. Mr. Rotten has a specialized fan-base that consistently seeks his titles out. To put it poetically: When the rest of the porn is long forgotten, people remember the films of Rob Rotten!”

Rotten’s other titles for Loaded Digital include: Fuck The System, Porn Of The Dead, Scurvy Girls 1, Sperm Sponges. Cumming soon to his collection is “Swallow My Children” currently in production.

Man Cuts His Penis Off in a Restaurant

from drudgereport.com

London- A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Jenna Jameson - The Pregnancy and the Malignant Melanoma

From E! Online: Let's talk Jenna Jameson. The once curvy gal has been lookin' skeletal as hell lately, so when I saw her walk the carpet with new human sidekick of choice Tito Ortiz, I had to get the scoop on her dramatic weight loss.

"I went from 125 to 95 pretty quickly. I think my lightest was about 92 pounds," she said, saying it was due to stress over her messy divorce. "As a woman, you either eat a lot or you don't eat. It wasn't intentional. Now I'm trying to gain a little weight back. I'm feeling really healthy and I feel a lot more positive. My divorce is starting to come around a bit, and hopefully I'm able to walk away from it not angry—and be able to be friends."

The former porn princess also addressed those pesky plastic surgery rumors that she had some work done (that went awry) below the belt. "The whole vaginal reconstruction thing is just retarded. It's embarrassing that someone would hate me so much to say something like that," the busty-in-many-ways babe scoffed.

"It's not botched...it's beautiful!" Jenna added, regarding her apparently scalpel-free nooky area. Tito nodded, enthusiastically, at this declaration. Um, too much information, you two.

From Hollyscoop.com: Jenna Jameson often keeps mum about her private life but now she's opening up about the not-so-positive things that have occurred in her past.

She reveals to Us Weekly that back in 2004 she went to the dermatologist only to find out that she was pregnant and had a mole that was malignant melanoma.

She was obviously ecstatic about her pregnancy but unfortunately her joy turned to sadness as she miscarried the baby due to the stress of the cancer.

“If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery,” she says. “So it was all in God’s plan.”