Wednesday, September 24, 2008

WTF - Horrible News - Can Someone In Russia Confirm This?????



Just got this by email. Nothing in the local news, nothing on CNN, is this true????
Fucking shocking!!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fail.





































Slacker Uprising, Watch The Whole Movie Now - It's FREE!

Michael Moore's new movie is available for free as a gift from him to all of you. And you have his permission to download it, share it or show it in any way you see fit. Click the image...

Jenna Jameson Twins Update

Jenna Jameson writes-

Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointment and said "I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies". I cried.

I have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. It's hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… oranges and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don’t think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness… It doesn't matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ

What Is White Privilege?

White privilege is when you can get pregnant at seventeen like
Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that
of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to
judge you or your parents, because "every family has challenges,"
even as black and Latino families with similar "challenges" are
regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.

White privilege is when you can call yourself a "fuckin' redneck,"
like Bristol Palin's boyfriend does, and talk about how if anyone
messes with you, you'll "kick their fuckin' ass," and talk about how
you like to "shoot shit" for fun, and still be viewed as a
responsible, all-American boy (and a great son-in-law to be) rather
than a thug.

White privilege is when you can attend four different colleges in six
years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of,
then returned to after making up some coursework at a community
college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to
achievement, whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed
as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in the first
place because of affirmative action.

White privilege is when you can claim that being mayor of a town
smaller than most medium-sized colleges, and then Governor of a state
with about the same number of people as the lower fifth of the island
of Manhattan, makes you ready to potentially be president, and people
don't all piss on themselves with laughter, while being a black U.S.
Senator, two-term state Senator, and constitutional law scholar,
means you're "untested."

White privilege is being able to say that you support the words
"under God" in the pledge of allegiance because "if it was good
enough for the founding fathers, it's good enough for me," and not be
immediately disqualified from holding office--since, after all, the
pledge was written in the late 1800s and the "under God" part wasn't
added until the 1950s--while believing that reading accused criminals
and terrorists their rights (because, ya know, the Constitution,
which you used to teach at a prestigious law school requires it), is
a dangerous and silly idea only supported by mushy liberals.

White privilege is being able to be a gun enthusiast and not make
people immediately scared of you.

White privilege is being able to have a husband who was a member of
an extremist political party that wants your state to secede from the
Union, and whose motto was "Alaska first," and no one questions your
patriotism or that of your family, while if you're black and your
spouse merely fails to come to a 9/11 memorial so she can be home
with her kids on the first day of school, people immediately think
she's being disrespectful.

White privilege is being able to make fun of community organizers and
the work they do--like, among other things, fight for the right of
women to vote, or for civil rights, or the 8-hour workday, or an end
to child labor--and people think you're being pithy and tough, but if
you merely question the experience of a small town mayor and 18-month
governor with no foreign policy expertise beyond a class she took in
college--you're somehow being mean, or even sexist.

White privilege is being able to convince white women who don't even
agree with you on any substantive issue to vote for you and your
running mate anyway, because all of a sudden your presence on the
ticket has inspired confidence in these same white women, and made
them give your party a "second look."

White privilege is being able to fire people who didn't support your
political campaigns and not be accused of abusing your power or being
a typical politician who engages in favoritism, while being black and
merely knowing some folks from the old-line political machines in
Chicago means you must be corrupt.

White privilege is being able to attend churches over the years whose
pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize
George W. Bush are going to hell, and that the U.S. is an explicitly
Christian nation and the job of Christians is to bring Christian
theological principles into government, and who bring in speakers who
say the conflict in the Middle East is God's punishment on Jews for
rejecting Jesus, and everyone can still think you're just a good
churchgoing Christian, but if you're black and friends with a black
pastor who has noted (as have Colin Powell and the U.S. Department of
Defense) that terrorist attacks are often the result of U.S. foreign
policy and who talks about the history of racism and its effect on
black people, you're an extremist who probably hates America.

White privilege is not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is when asked
by a reporter, and then people get angry at the reporter for asking
you such a "trick question," while being black and merely refusing to
give one-word answers to the queries of Bill O'Reilly means you're
dodging the question, or trying to seem overly intellectual and nuanced.

White privilege is being able to claim your experience as a POW has
anything at all to do with your fitness for president, while being
black and experiencing racism is, as Sarah Palin has referred to it a
"light" burden.

And finally, white privilege is the only thing that could possibly
allow someone to become president when he has voted with George W.
Bush 90 percent of the time, even as unemployment is skyrocketing,
people are losing their homes, inflation is rising, and the U.S. is
increasingly isolated from world opinion, just because white voters
aren't sure about that whole "change" thing. Ya know, it's just too
vague and ill-defined, unlike, say, four more years of the same,
which is very concrete and certain.

White privilege is, in short, the problem.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Did Kendra's Playboy Split Have Anything To Do With This???!!!

From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files: Eagles' Hank Baskett Banging Playboy Chick Kendra Wilkinson?



[Philadelphia Daily News] Eagles receiver Hank Baskett seems to be quite chummy with Kendra Wilkinson, a Playboy model and one of the co-stars on E!'s "The Girls Next Door."

Wilkinson is, on the show at least, one of Hugh Hefner's live-in girlfriends. We're told that Wilkinson, 23, and Baskett, 26, recently dined together at Redstone (500 Rt. 73 S.) in Marlton.

She lists "HB3" as one of her heroes on her MySpace page, and Baskett's page, which is private, says "HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!" An Eagles spokesman contacted Baskett for comment and got back to us saying he had not heard from the receiver.

Good Luck, Kendra! He's HOT!

How Many Cars Do You Have?

Personally, I just need one. But if your wife spent $750,000 in just one month on clothing and accessories (I am not joking about this -- AND all the while insisting that her family was not "elitist" but that the other candidate was) you might need a few extra trunks to haul all that swag back to the house too. Does this guy think he is Jay Leno?



From msnbc.com
When you have seven homes, that's a lot of garages to fill. After the fuss over the number of residences owned by the two presidential nominees, NEWSWEEK looked into the candidates' cars. And based on public vehicle-registration records, here's the score. John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one.

One vehicle in the McCain fleet has caused a small flap. United Auto Workers president Ron Gettelfinger, an Obama backer, accused McCain this month of "flip-flopping" on who bought daughter Meghan's foreign-made Toyota Prius. McCain said last year that he bought it, but then told a Detroit TV station on Sept. 7 that Meghan "bought it, I believe, herself." (The McCain campaign did not respond to multiple requests for comment.)

Obama's lone vehicle also is a green machine, a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid. He bought it last year to replace the family's Chrysler 300C, a Hemi-powered sedan. Obama ditched the 300C, once 50 Cent's preferred ride, after taking heat for driving a guzzler while haranguing Detroit about building more fuel-efficient cars.

McCain's personal ride, a 2004 Cadillac CTS, is no gas sipper, but it should make Detroit happy because it's made by General Motors. "I've bought American literally all my life and I'm proud," McCain said in the interview with Detroit's WXYZ-TV. But the rest of his fleet is not all-American. There's a 2005 Volkswagen convertible in the garage along with a 2001 Honda sedan. Otherwise, there's a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup truck, which might come in handy on the Sedona ranch; a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep; a 2008 Jeep Wrangler; a 2000 Lincoln; and a 2001 GMC SUV. The McCains also own three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities.

Only the Cadillac is registered in the candidate's name. Cindy McCain's name is on 11 vehicles, though not the one she actually drives. That car, a Lexus, is registered to her family's beer-distributor business and is outfitted with personalized plates that read MS BUD.

Jenna Jameson Expecting Twins

Former porn star Jenna Jameson is expecting twins with beau Tito Ortiz.

The American celeb site Perez Hilton.Com has confirmed that Jameson is all set to have twins with her fighter boyfriend Ortiz, and the couple is overzealous about it.

"Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!" The Daily Telegraph quoted the site, as stating.

The couple has also bought a new family home - much bigger home - for their growing family on a beach near Los Angeles.

Meanwhile, Jenna, who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001, has no plans to marry Ortiz.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

People Are Starting To say "Thanks, But No Thanks" To Sarah Palin

LIED about Bridge to Nowhere

LIED about earmarks

LIED about Troopergate

LIED about a broken teleprompter at the convention

Makes RAPE victims pay for their own rape kits, but she has no problem letting the city of Wasila buy her a $24k SUV or paying her per diem when she is staying at her own home!!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Sarah Palin Is A Pagent Queen

Click Here! This Will Sum It All Up For Ya' -

_______________________________________________


THIS JUST IN - from the National Enquirer: PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING!



The NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S exclusive ongoing investigation of GOP VP Nom Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin’s goes far beyond a mere teen pregnancy crisis this week!

The Enquirer’s team of reporters has combed the Alaskan wilderness to discover the hidden truth about Gov. Palin’s family, which has become a central part of her political identity.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed. “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity status to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”

“He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.”

And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER's investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol's pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.

“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

“Levi got dragged out of the house to go to Minnesota,” Levi’s friend told The ENQUIRER. “Levi realizes he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President.”

The friend also confided that both Bristol and Levi “broke up a few times and they definitely messed around with other people.”

Meanwhile, as members of the Palin family’s war viciously over “Trooper-Gate” and claims of Sarah’s extramarital affair have turned the political race into a chaotic arena of threats, denials and vicious attacks by political black ops, The ENQUIRER has discovered shocking new details about the red-hot affair scandal!

For the full story of the secrets Sarah Palin is trying to hide – pick up the new ENQUIRER!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Trouble In Paradise???

From PerezHilton.com:



Dang, just the other day we were talking about how Hef's got it all going on... and now this??? Say it isn't so!!!

Rumors have been circulating for some while now of trouble over at the Playboy Mansion.

As recently as last week reports stated that trouble was brewing with Hugh Hefner's three main girlfriends over the introduction of a brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva.

Apparently Hef has been spending plenty of time with Dasha and it's threatening the girls.

But even more interesting are the rumors that Holly and Bridgette want Kendra Wilkinson out.

Though, in a calculated PR move, the ladies quickly took to their official website pages to deny rumors that Kendra was being kicked out.

However, In Touch Weekly is now reporting some interesting news.

Looks like Kendra might be moving out after taping the fifth season, and most likely the show's last season, of the Girls Next Door.

An insider tells the mag, "Kendra Wilkinson has been offered her own reality show about starting her life over again when she moves out of the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner knows her time is coming."

Poor Holly and Bridgette. What are they going to do if Hef ever dumps them?

At least Kendra's young and cute!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Monday, September 08, 2008

5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship



(1) Have a woman who helps at home. (Cooks, cleans & has a job)

(2) Have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) Have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) Have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And, most importantly, that none of these four bitches know each other!!!

Hmmm... maybe Hefner is onto something!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

WORD! Jon Stewart Is My Hero!

WORD!

Lucky Fans In LA Can Get In!

Mr. Marcus' Birthday Party Set For Thursday Night
Veteran Stud To Host Industry Friends At Club Pearl In Encino


Purchase This Movie

Visit Our Video Store

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Mr. Marcus will be the guest of honor at his birthday bash this Thursday night at Club Pearl in Encino.

Doors open at 9 p.m. for the industry event that is sponsored by Mr. Marcus' clothing line Daddy Inc., Brotherhood Entertainment, 818 Cartel B.O.D.Y. and 5X1000 Inc.

"It should be a good time with good music and a cool crowd," the popular adult performer told AVN. "I'm asking for people who want to be on my specific guest list to email me direct at business@daddyinc.net."

Mr. Marcus said he'll have some of the ladies in attendance wearing his new DaddyGirl clothes.

"It says upscale dress on the flier, but ya know me, I'll be rockin' a hat and my trademark Daddy, Inc. shirts, so if anyone wants to come out and support my business venture -- Daddy, Inc. -- or celebrate my birthday with me, I'd be appreciative of the company."

DJ Tommy T will be spinning all night. Club Pearl is located at 16817 Ventura Blvd., Encino 91436.

For Mr. Marcus' list, email business@daddyinc.net.