From Dave Letterman's show, Jan. 10, 2007.
10. Make the war best two-out-of-three
9. Blame it on that crazy New York gas leak
8. Convene blue-ribbon study group; ignore recommendations
7. Consult with Rumsfeld, who's now working as a casino greeter
6. Sit on ass until January 2009; let Hillary figure it out
5. Send Cheney to Baghdad with a shotgun
4. Tax cuts for the rich
3. Put Giants coach Tom Coughlin in charge of enemy, watch them collapse
2. Raise money for escalation by robbing Mick Jagger's apartment
1. Dig up Saddam and execute him again
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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Thursday, December 28, 2006
Fun Game - Help Santa Retrieve The Presents
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Thursday, December 21, 2006
You Need To Know About This!
Better check this one out...
Check for your Driver's License . and remove it! I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same.
Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! Click Here
I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security!
Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!!
Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove".
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it.
Check for your Driver's License . and remove it! I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same.
Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! Click Here
I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security!
Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!!
Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove".
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Kato Kailin Speaks
by Harvey Levin, on tmz.com
Kato Kaelin said something pretty interesting on his way out of Hyde last night. Yes my friends, Kato actually got into Hyde and maybe that's the lead.
But on his way out, someone stopped the man who was in O.J. Simpson's guesthouse the night Simpson banged into the air conditioner and dropped his murder glove.
Kaelin was asked about Simpson's disgusting book, "If I Did It." His response -- "What do you mean 'if'?"
The criminal and civil trials were my life for two years. I covered it for the CBS affiliate in L.A. and it was the only topic in my life. Trust me, Kato knew a lot more than he told. Remember, he claims he was awakened by a thump that shook the walls of the guesthouse -- that was Simpson hitting the A.C. (no, not Cowlings, the air conditioner).
Remember, before the murders, Simpson and Kato drove to McDonald's together. There are a lot of stories about what they did and what they said during that McRun. At the very least, O.J. Simpson was in a rage after getting snubbed by Nicole, and he was always willing to rant even when people weren't in the mood to listen. Kato the houseguest was obligated to listen.
And one more thing -- there's no doubt in my mind that Kato heard a lot of commotion after Simpson left for the airport. Double murder is a messy business, and there was plenty to clean and discard that night. I don't think Kato was part of the cleaning crew, but I think he knew exactly who was.
So, when Kato nixed the word "if" last night, it's the most honest he's been about the murders in a dozen years. By the way, he's a really nice guy, but I can't believe he got into Hyde.
Kato Kaelin said something pretty interesting on his way out of Hyde last night. Yes my friends, Kato actually got into Hyde and maybe that's the lead.
But on his way out, someone stopped the man who was in O.J. Simpson's guesthouse the night Simpson banged into the air conditioner and dropped his murder glove.
Kaelin was asked about Simpson's disgusting book, "If I Did It." His response -- "What do you mean 'if'?"
The criminal and civil trials were my life for two years. I covered it for the CBS affiliate in L.A. and it was the only topic in my life. Trust me, Kato knew a lot more than he told. Remember, he claims he was awakened by a thump that shook the walls of the guesthouse -- that was Simpson hitting the A.C. (no, not Cowlings, the air conditioner).
Remember, before the murders, Simpson and Kato drove to McDonald's together. There are a lot of stories about what they did and what they said during that McRun. At the very least, O.J. Simpson was in a rage after getting snubbed by Nicole, and he was always willing to rant even when people weren't in the mood to listen. Kato the houseguest was obligated to listen.
And one more thing -- there's no doubt in my mind that Kato heard a lot of commotion after Simpson left for the airport. Double murder is a messy business, and there was plenty to clean and discard that night. I don't think Kato was part of the cleaning crew, but I think he knew exactly who was.
So, when Kato nixed the word "if" last night, it's the most honest he's been about the murders in a dozen years. By the way, he's a really nice guy, but I can't believe he got into Hyde.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Jenna Jameson Seeks Legal Separation
LOS ANGELES - Porn queen Jenna Jameson filed court papers Monday seeking legal separation from her husband of three years, fellow adult film star Jay Grdina, who headed the business venture she sold to Playboy Enterprises Inc. this summer.
The filing in Los Angeles County Superior Court, first reported by the celebrity Web site TMZ.com, comes months after Jameson, 31, whose real surname is Massoli, became romantically involved with mixed martial-arts champion Tito Ortiz.
Jameson and Grdina were married in June 2003 and have been estranged since July 1 of this year, according to the court filing, which cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.
A legal separation involves the division of finances and assets while the couple remains formally married. Jameson and Grdina, who performs under the name Justin Sterling, have no children together.
A spokeswoman for Jameson said she and Grdina have appeared together in porn films produced for Club Jenna Inc., a multimedia adult-entertainment business she founded and later sold to Playboy.
As part of that deal, announced in June of this year, she and Grdina, who served as president of Club Jenna, both signed personal service agreements with Playboy. Club Jenna’s assets included a film production business, a video library, a network of Web sites and a DVD retail distribution outlet.
A spokeswoman for Jameson and Ortiz, 31, said Ortiz will seek to reclaim his light-heavyweight ultimate fighting title in a championship bout set for Dec. 30 in Las Vegas. She said the pair have been dating for several months.
The filing in Los Angeles County Superior Court, first reported by the celebrity Web site TMZ.com, comes months after Jameson, 31, whose real surname is Massoli, became romantically involved with mixed martial-arts champion Tito Ortiz.
Jameson and Grdina were married in June 2003 and have been estranged since July 1 of this year, according to the court filing, which cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.
A legal separation involves the division of finances and assets while the couple remains formally married. Jameson and Grdina, who performs under the name Justin Sterling, have no children together.
A spokeswoman for Jameson said she and Grdina have appeared together in porn films produced for Club Jenna Inc., a multimedia adult-entertainment business she founded and later sold to Playboy.
As part of that deal, announced in June of this year, she and Grdina, who served as president of Club Jenna, both signed personal service agreements with Playboy. Club Jenna’s assets included a film production business, a video library, a network of Web sites and a DVD retail distribution outlet.
A spokeswoman for Jameson and Ortiz, 31, said Ortiz will seek to reclaim his light-heavyweight ultimate fighting title in a championship bout set for Dec. 30 in Las Vegas. She said the pair have been dating for several months.
Angie Opens Up About Brad, Jen!
from perezhilton.com -
Papa Pitt and Santa Angelina have been rather reticent about their relationship.... until now!
For the first time ever, Jolie is speaking candidly in the press about life with Brad.
The Good Shepard star graces the cover of the new issue of Vogue, where she reveals many intimate details, like these:
On Brad
- "Brad was a huge surprise to me. I, like most people, had a very distant impression of him from...the media. I am just as guilty! We push each other to be better. Even if it's just a better bike rider or a better pilot. We're constantly in competition with each other. He's somebody I admire based on the way he lives his life. And that's why I'm with him. [He is] the person closest to me."
On their relationship:
- "[We] found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened [on the set of their Mr. & Mrs. Smith.] I think a few months in I realized, God, I can't wait to get to work. Whether it was shooting a scene or arguing about a scene or gun practice or dance class or doing stunts - anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork. Life developed in a way where we could be together, and where it felt like something we would do, we should do.
On marriage
- "We are legally bound to our children, not to each other, and I think that's the most important thing."
On Jennifer Aniston:
- "We've, like, passed each other and said 'hi' briefly, shook hands. But not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting."
On a proper meeting with Maniston:
- "That would be her decision, and I would welcome it."
On Shiloh,
- "The day Shiloh came home... we looked around at three sleeping children and each other and thought, My God! Here we are! This is amazing! Couldn't be happier! But ...wow. We can't even figure out how to get them all in the car."
Papa Pitt and Santa Angelina have been rather reticent about their relationship.... until now!
For the first time ever, Jolie is speaking candidly in the press about life with Brad.
The Good Shepard star graces the cover of the new issue of Vogue, where she reveals many intimate details, like these:
On Brad
- "Brad was a huge surprise to me. I, like most people, had a very distant impression of him from...the media. I am just as guilty! We push each other to be better. Even if it's just a better bike rider or a better pilot. We're constantly in competition with each other. He's somebody I admire based on the way he lives his life. And that's why I'm with him. [He is] the person closest to me."
On their relationship:
- "[We] found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened [on the set of their Mr. & Mrs. Smith.] I think a few months in I realized, God, I can't wait to get to work. Whether it was shooting a scene or arguing about a scene or gun practice or dance class or doing stunts - anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork. Life developed in a way where we could be together, and where it felt like something we would do, we should do.
On marriage
- "We are legally bound to our children, not to each other, and I think that's the most important thing."
On Jennifer Aniston:
- "We've, like, passed each other and said 'hi' briefly, shook hands. But not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting."
On a proper meeting with Maniston:
- "That would be her decision, and I would welcome it."
On Shiloh,
- "The day Shiloh came home... we looked around at three sleeping children and each other and thought, My God! Here we are! This is amazing! Couldn't be happier! But ...wow. We can't even figure out how to get them all in the car."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire?
Girlfriend sets her boyfriend's balls afire
Georgia- A woman in Fulton County, Ga., who was angry with her boyfriend when the pair went to bed over the weekend, poured gasoline on his genitals and ignited a fire, according to police.
Fulton County police said Bobby Thompson and his girlfriend Cynthia Covington had a fight Saturday morning and Thompson went to bed. However, Covington was still upset, the report said. Covington then allegedly poured gasoline between Thompson's legs and ignited a fire. Covington also caught fire, the report said.
Both were transported to Grady Hospital's burn unit.
Covington was in critical condition Sunday night while Thompson was listed in stable condition.
Covington faces aggravated assault and arson charges.
Georgia- A woman in Fulton County, Ga., who was angry with her boyfriend when the pair went to bed over the weekend, poured gasoline on his genitals and ignited a fire, according to police.
Fulton County police said Bobby Thompson and his girlfriend Cynthia Covington had a fight Saturday morning and Thompson went to bed. However, Covington was still upset, the report said. Covington then allegedly poured gasoline between Thompson's legs and ignited a fire. Covington also caught fire, the report said.
Both were transported to Grady Hospital's burn unit.
Covington was in critical condition Sunday night while Thompson was listed in stable condition.
Covington faces aggravated assault and arson charges.
Monday, December 04, 2006
World's Fattest Fat Lady Dies
Weighed in once at 1200 pounds
AUBURNDALE, Florida - Rosalie Bradford, who once held the Guinness record as the world's heaviest woman, died from complications of obesity. She was 63.
Bradford, of Auburndale, weighed 1,050 pounds in January 1987, according to the 1994 edition of Guinness Book of Records. She also was listed by Guinness as having lost more weight than any other woman - 736 pounds - weighing in at 314 pounds in September 1992.
"We're going to miss her," said Sandy Nice of Auburndale, Bradford's half-sister who assisted in a worldwide ministry that counseled hundreds of obese women.
Bradford is survived by her husband, Robert Bradford, and son, Robbie Bradford, of Sarasota. She also leaves a sister in Pennsylvania, where Rosalie Bradford was raised by her baby sitter after being abandoned at age 6 months by her mother.
On her carefully maintained Web site, RosalieBradford.com, Bradford blames her lifelong battle with obesity on her abandonment, which bred a food addiction. At 15 she weighed 309. The Web site claims her peak weight was in excess of 1,200 pounds.
In 1989, Bradford, who was 5-feet 7-inches tall, attempted suicide, and owed her drastic weight loss to Richard Simmons, the flamboyant fitness guru and television personality. The two began corresponding after a friend of Bradford's wrote Simmons about her struggle.
Ten years later Bradford left Pennsylvania for Auburndale with her husband, a former Ferris wheel operator, and son. The couple married in 1973, when Rosalie was down to 250 pounds. After giving birth she weighed 374 pounds.
In a 1999 Ledger article, Bradford told of a failed 1970 intestinal bypass operation in which she nearly died from a blood infection.
Two beds had to be chained together to support her frame.
"I was just like an addict - lie, cheat, steal, whatever to get my drug of choice. And my drug of choice was food," Bradford said. "She binged on potato chips, pretzels and cheese, consuming at least 10,000 calories a day. At the time of the interview, she was at 304 pounds.
At her largest, Bradford's 8-foot-wide girth couldn't fit in the hallway of a single-wide mobile home. Bathing took more than 90 minutes.
She said Simmons sent her a diet plan and became a "pain in the butt," helping her lose weight over a period of 1 1/2 years. Yet her weight continued to fluctuate.
She spent the last year bedridden, her legs bloated due to complications from having had her lymph nodes severed a number of years ago, said her publicist, Stephen Nortier, of Michael Thomas Media Group. She died Wednesday at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.
Bradford's weight had rebounded to more than 400 pounds, but she continued working on a book that Nortier's company plans to have published in coming months.
"It will be her life story," he said, "and it's an incredible story
AUBURNDALE, Florida - Rosalie Bradford, who once held the Guinness record as the world's heaviest woman, died from complications of obesity. She was 63.
Bradford, of Auburndale, weighed 1,050 pounds in January 1987, according to the 1994 edition of Guinness Book of Records. She also was listed by Guinness as having lost more weight than any other woman - 736 pounds - weighing in at 314 pounds in September 1992.
"We're going to miss her," said Sandy Nice of Auburndale, Bradford's half-sister who assisted in a worldwide ministry that counseled hundreds of obese women.
Bradford is survived by her husband, Robert Bradford, and son, Robbie Bradford, of Sarasota. She also leaves a sister in Pennsylvania, where Rosalie Bradford was raised by her baby sitter after being abandoned at age 6 months by her mother.
On her carefully maintained Web site, RosalieBradford.com, Bradford blames her lifelong battle with obesity on her abandonment, which bred a food addiction. At 15 she weighed 309. The Web site claims her peak weight was in excess of 1,200 pounds.
In 1989, Bradford, who was 5-feet 7-inches tall, attempted suicide, and owed her drastic weight loss to Richard Simmons, the flamboyant fitness guru and television personality. The two began corresponding after a friend of Bradford's wrote Simmons about her struggle.
Ten years later Bradford left Pennsylvania for Auburndale with her husband, a former Ferris wheel operator, and son. The couple married in 1973, when Rosalie was down to 250 pounds. After giving birth she weighed 374 pounds.
In a 1999 Ledger article, Bradford told of a failed 1970 intestinal bypass operation in which she nearly died from a blood infection.
Two beds had to be chained together to support her frame.
"I was just like an addict - lie, cheat, steal, whatever to get my drug of choice. And my drug of choice was food," Bradford said. "She binged on potato chips, pretzels and cheese, consuming at least 10,000 calories a day. At the time of the interview, she was at 304 pounds.
At her largest, Bradford's 8-foot-wide girth couldn't fit in the hallway of a single-wide mobile home. Bathing took more than 90 minutes.
She said Simmons sent her a diet plan and became a "pain in the butt," helping her lose weight over a period of 1 1/2 years. Yet her weight continued to fluctuate.
She spent the last year bedridden, her legs bloated due to complications from having had her lymph nodes severed a number of years ago, said her publicist, Stephen Nortier, of Michael Thomas Media Group. She died Wednesday at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.
Bradford's weight had rebounded to more than 400 pounds, but she continued working on a book that Nortier's company plans to have published in coming months.
"It will be her life story," he said, "and it's an incredible story
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
K-Fed Hitting Porn Star Kendra Jade
From MSNBC.COM
Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
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Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”
Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
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By Jeannette Walls
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Updated: 9:51 a.m. PT Nov 29, 2006
Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Britney Spears Really Wants You To See Her Vagina
Calling this a slip or an accident is like calling hardcore pornography an oops. Obviously all the pictures are super NSFW so wait til you're somewhere private before checking them out. Or don't check them out at all. The only thing you'll be missing is a monitor covered in whatever you had for breakfast. Or the first of many steps that leads to you becoming a gynecologist.
Here's Britney Spears showing off her shaved vagina. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. Like the way a hooker shows off. Or a porn star. Or that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who's always hanging around the park. I mean... damn! You just don't NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway? And I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday..... Since when is she the classy one?
Here's Britney Spears showing off her shaved vagina. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. Like the way a hooker shows off. Or a porn star. Or that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who's always hanging around the park. I mean... damn! You just don't NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway? And I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday..... Since when is she the classy one?
Borat breaks up Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
Page Six is claiming Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues" with the last straw being when he blew up at her during a screening of Borat at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. A friend of Pamela says:
"It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man. Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it."
If you've seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It's probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don't marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it's delicious.
"It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it." The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her. "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them. Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man. Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it."
If you've seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It's probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don't marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it's delicious.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Murdoch Offered $$$ in OJ Hush Money
WWW- The O.J. Simpson book fiasco took another shocking turn yesterday when his former sister-in-law claimed that Rupert Murdoch's deputies offered her family "millions of dollars" in "hush money."
Denise Brown concluded the money was intended to buy her family's silence on Simpson's print and TV deal with Murdoch's News Corp. in which Simpson was to expound on how he would have committed the 1994 slayings of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
But the offer made to the Brown and Goldman families over the weekend - after criticism erupted over the book and TV deal - amounted to a hollow promise because it was contingent on the book and TV special turning a profit.
With advertisers balking at backing the TV show, stores threatening to keep the book off shelves and millions of dollars in expenses, any profits would have been iffy at best.
Simpson, much to the fury of the Browns and Goldmans, may get the last word on his scandalous tome titled "If I Did It." His attorney Yale Galanter told The News that Simpson is planning to break his silence and do "a couple of major interviews" to react to the book debacle.
Both the Brown and Goldman families turned down the money offer made by senior News Corp. executives, and on Monday, Murdoch pulled the plug on the entire project calling it "ill-considered."
"They wanted to offer us millions of dollars. Millions of dollars for, like, 'Oh, I'm sorry' money. But they were still going to air the show," Brown, 50, told NBC's "Today."
"We just thought, 'Oh my God.' What they're trying to do is trying to keep us quiet, trying to make this like hush money, trying to go around the civil verdict, giving us this money to keep our mouths shut."
But News Corp. spokesman Andrew Butcher denied the offer was hush money.
"There were no strings attached," Butcher said.
He explained the offer was for the families to split the profits from the book and TV deal once the company recouped its initial outlay. Reports said ReganBooks, an offshoot of Murdoch's HarperCollins publishing house, paid as much as $3.5 million for the deal.
Ron Goldman's sister, Kim, confirmed her family was contacted by News Corp. executives over the weekend and offered profits from the Simpson deal.
"Our first reaction was we want you to pull it and that's the most important thing," Kim Goldman told the Daily News yesterday. But she said, "It was not in exchange for anything from our family whatsoever."
Last night, the Goldmans' attorney, Jonathan Polak, sent a letter to News Corp. Senior Executive Vice President Lawrence Jacobs demanding all copies of the book and taped interviews with Simpson be destroyed.
"It is vitally important that in order to honor the wishes of the victims' family members, News Corp. must do everything in its power to make sure that the book and interview never see the light of day," Polak said.
Polak also demanded that the Goldman family be assigned "all rights News Corp. or its affiliates has in the book and the interview."
Butcher said News Corp. will try to accommodate the request.
"We'll destroy everything we have in terms of books printed and tapes made of the interview," Butcher said. "We'll do all we can to make sure they're not made public."
The families also were still fuming over News Corp.'s financial deal with Simpson, made with a mysterious third party, that allowed him to be paid and avoid paying down a $33.5 million civil court judgment for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"He brokered a deal again to evade the judgment. You can't get around that," Kim Goldman told The News. "I don't care who it went to, it was an absolute effort to evade the judgment."
Galanter, Simpson's lawyer, insisted that Simpson's children, Justin and Sidney, directly received the entire advance from the News Corp. deal.
Denise Brown concluded the money was intended to buy her family's silence on Simpson's print and TV deal with Murdoch's News Corp. in which Simpson was to expound on how he would have committed the 1994 slayings of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
But the offer made to the Brown and Goldman families over the weekend - after criticism erupted over the book and TV deal - amounted to a hollow promise because it was contingent on the book and TV special turning a profit.
With advertisers balking at backing the TV show, stores threatening to keep the book off shelves and millions of dollars in expenses, any profits would have been iffy at best.
Simpson, much to the fury of the Browns and Goldmans, may get the last word on his scandalous tome titled "If I Did It." His attorney Yale Galanter told The News that Simpson is planning to break his silence and do "a couple of major interviews" to react to the book debacle.
Both the Brown and Goldman families turned down the money offer made by senior News Corp. executives, and on Monday, Murdoch pulled the plug on the entire project calling it "ill-considered."
"They wanted to offer us millions of dollars. Millions of dollars for, like, 'Oh, I'm sorry' money. But they were still going to air the show," Brown, 50, told NBC's "Today."
"We just thought, 'Oh my God.' What they're trying to do is trying to keep us quiet, trying to make this like hush money, trying to go around the civil verdict, giving us this money to keep our mouths shut."
But News Corp. spokesman Andrew Butcher denied the offer was hush money.
"There were no strings attached," Butcher said.
He explained the offer was for the families to split the profits from the book and TV deal once the company recouped its initial outlay. Reports said ReganBooks, an offshoot of Murdoch's HarperCollins publishing house, paid as much as $3.5 million for the deal.
Ron Goldman's sister, Kim, confirmed her family was contacted by News Corp. executives over the weekend and offered profits from the Simpson deal.
"Our first reaction was we want you to pull it and that's the most important thing," Kim Goldman told the Daily News yesterday. But she said, "It was not in exchange for anything from our family whatsoever."
Last night, the Goldmans' attorney, Jonathan Polak, sent a letter to News Corp. Senior Executive Vice President Lawrence Jacobs demanding all copies of the book and taped interviews with Simpson be destroyed.
"It is vitally important that in order to honor the wishes of the victims' family members, News Corp. must do everything in its power to make sure that the book and interview never see the light of day," Polak said.
Polak also demanded that the Goldman family be assigned "all rights News Corp. or its affiliates has in the book and the interview."
Butcher said News Corp. will try to accommodate the request.
"We'll destroy everything we have in terms of books printed and tapes made of the interview," Butcher said. "We'll do all we can to make sure they're not made public."
The families also were still fuming over News Corp.'s financial deal with Simpson, made with a mysterious third party, that allowed him to be paid and avoid paying down a $33.5 million civil court judgment for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"He brokered a deal again to evade the judgment. You can't get around that," Kim Goldman told The News. "I don't care who it went to, it was an absolute effort to evade the judgment."
Galanter, Simpson's lawyer, insisted that Simpson's children, Justin and Sidney, directly received the entire advance from the News Corp. deal.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Oh, Please! Someone Tell Me They Caught This On Their Cellphone......
According to Joshua Radin, Paris Hilton was "performing" in Las Vegas when she puked on stage. Radin was in Vegas with the cast of "Scrubs" and went to a club to see Jay-Z perform. He wound up sitting next to her at the show. He writes on his MySpace:
"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours," Radin wrote on his MySpace site. "Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us." When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment. "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming."
"Paris Hilton ...was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours," Radin wrote on his MySpace site. "Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us." When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton's moment. "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs," writes Radin. "She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming."
K-Fed's Court-Approved Blackmail
from tmz.com...
Britney Spears is in for a rough ride in her divorce from creepy Kevin Federline. She's about to learn an ugly lesson about celebrity divorces.
Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.
The word in Hollywood is that Britney loved partying before she had kids. My only encounter with Spears -- maybe two years before she got married -- was at a gym where she seemed completely oblivious to her celebrity -- chewing gum, dancing and clearly up for a good time, whenever. People I know who know her well say she was a sweet but wild girl.
Enter Federline. He partied with Britney and knows things she probably doesn't want public. And that would probably make her the same as anyone in a relationship. The difference is that Britney's secrets would get huge media play, and Kevin knows it.
So here's where he stands. Thanks to Laura Wasser, Britney's legal eagle who drafted an air-tight prenup, K-Fed will get less than $250,000 (a one-time spousal support payment), around $2.5 million (his share of the Malibu house) and that's pretty much it. So how does Fed-Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? He tells her that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills. But, of course, for a price, he'll go away.
Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids. On the other hand, people who are around Britney all the time tell me she's an amazing mother. Trust me, we did more stories about the car seat than you can count. But she's with these kids 24/7 and does a really good job.
So the time will come soon when bad Dad will start threatening. And Britney will probably give Kevin more than he deserves to pimp his ride into the sunset. The only solace is that Federline will blow through his settlement quickly and I'm guessing he won't sell enough CDs to buy a Happy Meal. Maybe that's justice.
Britney Spears is in for a rough ride in her divorce from creepy Kevin Federline. She's about to learn an ugly lesson about celebrity divorces.
Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.
The word in Hollywood is that Britney loved partying before she had kids. My only encounter with Spears -- maybe two years before she got married -- was at a gym where she seemed completely oblivious to her celebrity -- chewing gum, dancing and clearly up for a good time, whenever. People I know who know her well say she was a sweet but wild girl.
Enter Federline. He partied with Britney and knows things she probably doesn't want public. And that would probably make her the same as anyone in a relationship. The difference is that Britney's secrets would get huge media play, and Kevin knows it.
So here's where he stands. Thanks to Laura Wasser, Britney's legal eagle who drafted an air-tight prenup, K-Fed will get less than $250,000 (a one-time spousal support payment), around $2.5 million (his share of the Malibu house) and that's pretty much it. So how does Fed-Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? He tells her that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills. But, of course, for a price, he'll go away.
Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids. On the other hand, people who are around Britney all the time tell me she's an amazing mother. Trust me, we did more stories about the car seat than you can count. But she's with these kids 24/7 and does a really good job.
So the time will come soon when bad Dad will start threatening. And Britney will probably give Kevin more than he deserves to pimp his ride into the sunset. The only solace is that Federline will blow through his settlement quickly and I'm guessing he won't sell enough CDs to buy a Happy Meal. Maybe that's justice.
Monday, November 20, 2006
OJ Special Cancelled
WWW- Faced with a growing uproar, Rupert Murdoch, the chairman the News Corporation, announced this afternoon that his company had canceled publication of the pseudo-memoir/confessional by O.J. Simpson, “If I Did It,” as well as a related television special that was to be broadcast on the Fox network next week.
“I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project,” Mr. Murdoch said in a statement. “We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson.”
Mr. Simpson was accused of the 1994 stabbing murders of his wife Nicole and her friend Ronald L. Goldman. After a televised trial watched by millions around the world, a jury acquitted Mr. Simpson, who had always maintained his innocence. But in the unorthodox literary project, and the accompanying television special, Mr. Simpson reportedly details how he might have killed Ms. Simpson and Mr. Goldman, if he had killed them.
His book editor, Judith Regan, who also conducted an interview of Mr. Simpson for the television special, has said the book is Mr. Simpson’s confession to the murders of Ms. Simpson and Mr. Goldman. Mr. Simpson has not spoken publicly about the book or the TV special.
The project was met with a hail of criticism, especially as it revived memories of a crime that set off a searing national debate on race, crime and whether the rich get away with murder. A dozen Fox affiliates have already said they would not broadcast the two-part program, which had been scheduled during sweeps month on Nov. 27 and 29 just before publication of the book. It was being published by ReganBooks, a HarperCollins imprint owned, like the Fox network, by the News Corporation.
Ms. Regan so far declined to comment today on the cancellation of the book and the television special.
The News Corporation also publishes The New York Post, which featured the book and the interview on its front page on Thursday, with a photo of Mr. Simpson and his late wife, both of them smiling, with a headline reading “O.J. ’fesses.”
Earlier today, the industry trade publication Broadcasting & Cable editorialized against the program, saying "Fox should cancel this evil sweeps stunt."
Although it had yet to be released, the book made the top 20 most ordered books on Amazon.com, but even on that bookseller’s Web site, a campaign to boycott the book was waged in its customers’ comments section.
Today, after the announcement that it would not be published, the book dropped to 46 on the Amazon list, and some readers reacted gleefully.
“Decency wins out over greed,” wrote one.
The Borders bookstore chain announced last week that it would donate any profits from the Simpson book to charity.
The plans for the book and the interviews outraged family members of the victims and victims’ rights organizations.
"He destroyed my son and took from my family Ron’s future and life. And for that I’ll hate him always and find him despicable," Mr. Goldman’s father, Fred Goldman, said on ABC last week.
Ms. Regan is known for promoting books by celebrities and controversial figures like Jenna Jameson, the pornography star, and Jose Canseco, the steroid-popping baseball player.
Ms. Regan has said she considered the book to be Mr. Simpson’s confession, although she acknowledged that he did not say directly in the book or the interview that he killed his wife and Mr. Goldman.
In a lengthy statement she released last week, Ms. Regan said she pursued the project because she too had been a victim of abuse and wanted “to hear him say, ‘I did it and I am sorry.’ ”
“I wanted his confession,” she said.
“I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project,” Mr. Murdoch said in a statement. “We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson.”
Mr. Simpson was accused of the 1994 stabbing murders of his wife Nicole and her friend Ronald L. Goldman. After a televised trial watched by millions around the world, a jury acquitted Mr. Simpson, who had always maintained his innocence. But in the unorthodox literary project, and the accompanying television special, Mr. Simpson reportedly details how he might have killed Ms. Simpson and Mr. Goldman, if he had killed them.
His book editor, Judith Regan, who also conducted an interview of Mr. Simpson for the television special, has said the book is Mr. Simpson’s confession to the murders of Ms. Simpson and Mr. Goldman. Mr. Simpson has not spoken publicly about the book or the TV special.
The project was met with a hail of criticism, especially as it revived memories of a crime that set off a searing national debate on race, crime and whether the rich get away with murder. A dozen Fox affiliates have already said they would not broadcast the two-part program, which had been scheduled during sweeps month on Nov. 27 and 29 just before publication of the book. It was being published by ReganBooks, a HarperCollins imprint owned, like the Fox network, by the News Corporation.
Ms. Regan so far declined to comment today on the cancellation of the book and the television special.
The News Corporation also publishes The New York Post, which featured the book and the interview on its front page on Thursday, with a photo of Mr. Simpson and his late wife, both of them smiling, with a headline reading “O.J. ’fesses.”
Earlier today, the industry trade publication Broadcasting & Cable editorialized against the program, saying "Fox should cancel this evil sweeps stunt."
Although it had yet to be released, the book made the top 20 most ordered books on Amazon.com, but even on that bookseller’s Web site, a campaign to boycott the book was waged in its customers’ comments section.
Today, after the announcement that it would not be published, the book dropped to 46 on the Amazon list, and some readers reacted gleefully.
“Decency wins out over greed,” wrote one.
The Borders bookstore chain announced last week that it would donate any profits from the Simpson book to charity.
The plans for the book and the interviews outraged family members of the victims and victims’ rights organizations.
"He destroyed my son and took from my family Ron’s future and life. And for that I’ll hate him always and find him despicable," Mr. Goldman’s father, Fred Goldman, said on ABC last week.
Ms. Regan is known for promoting books by celebrities and controversial figures like Jenna Jameson, the pornography star, and Jose Canseco, the steroid-popping baseball player.
Ms. Regan has said she considered the book to be Mr. Simpson’s confession, although she acknowledged that he did not say directly in the book or the interview that he killed his wife and Mr. Goldman.
In a lengthy statement she released last week, Ms. Regan said she pursued the project because she too had been a victim of abuse and wanted “to hear him say, ‘I did it and I am sorry.’ ”
“I wanted his confession,” she said.
Britney Spears To Give Away Sex Tape
What I want to know is when did Britney get so smart!
According to a family friend, Britney Spears is "seriously thinking about" just giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of her sex tape for free so Kevin Federline can't make any money off of it.
"Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James," said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla's Burger Basket. "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes
This is like a battle of wits between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to see who can screw each other over the most. I'd compare it to an intricate game of chess but it's really more like a pig wrestling contest. I picture each of them staying up late at night trying to put together battle plans, furiously scribbling on a notepad with their tongue sticking out. Then when you look at the notepad it's just a bunch of numbers, with some of the 3's facing the wrong way.
According to a family friend, Britney Spears is "seriously thinking about" just giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of her sex tape for free so Kevin Federline can't make any money off of it.
"Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James," said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla's Burger Basket. "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes
This is like a battle of wits between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to see who can screw each other over the most. I'd compare it to an intricate game of chess but it's really more like a pig wrestling contest. I picture each of them staying up late at night trying to put together battle plans, furiously scribbling on a notepad with their tongue sticking out. Then when you look at the notepad it's just a bunch of numbers, with some of the 3's facing the wrong way.
Izabella St. James Spills Playboy Secrets
In her tell-all book ‘Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors At The Playboy Mansion.’
London - Playboy playmate Izabella St James, who was a part of the eighty-something lothario Hugh Hefner’s sexiest seven squad, has spilled the sex secrets of some of Hollywood’s prolific actors, in her tell all book ‘Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors At The Playboy Mansion.’
In her shocking new book the Polish-born blonde admits: "Anything goes in that place — but until now nobody has dared to tell.
"It's everything you ever imagined and worse... the world's biggest celebrities surrounded by half-naked beautiful women, and hormones run wild.
All the girls were up for it — the hunky young stars just had to click their fingers and a gaggle of Playmates would jump at spending the night with them,” she was quoted by the Newsoftheworld, as saying.
In her book Izabella revealed how Leonardo DiCaprio loved to frolic with blonde Bunnies in the bushes by the monkey house and glamour girl Jordan was all over ageing tycoon Hefner after watching him enjoy an orgy with seven other beauties.
Others like Hutch star Owen Wilson and Irish actor Colin Firth almost lived at the mansion indulging a craving for group sex.
Izabella was a permanent fixture at the Beverly Hills mansion from 2002 to 2004 and witnessed all the wildest bashes. As one of Hef's seven special girls she was banned from flirting with anyone else.
But she admitted: "Leonardo, Owen and Colin were the girls' favorites. They all wanted to spend the night with them and many had their wish come true.
"These boys were all single and caused a stir at every party. Leo was so handsome and adorable — and had a reputation for being amazing in bed.
He practically lived at the mansion. Every party, he'd be there. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house,” Izabella revealed.
London - Playboy playmate Izabella St James, who was a part of the eighty-something lothario Hugh Hefner’s sexiest seven squad, has spilled the sex secrets of some of Hollywood’s prolific actors, in her tell all book ‘Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors At The Playboy Mansion.’
In her shocking new book the Polish-born blonde admits: "Anything goes in that place — but until now nobody has dared to tell.
"It's everything you ever imagined and worse... the world's biggest celebrities surrounded by half-naked beautiful women, and hormones run wild.
All the girls were up for it — the hunky young stars just had to click their fingers and a gaggle of Playmates would jump at spending the night with them,” she was quoted by the Newsoftheworld, as saying.
In her book Izabella revealed how Leonardo DiCaprio loved to frolic with blonde Bunnies in the bushes by the monkey house and glamour girl Jordan was all over ageing tycoon Hefner after watching him enjoy an orgy with seven other beauties.
Others like Hutch star Owen Wilson and Irish actor Colin Firth almost lived at the mansion indulging a craving for group sex.
Izabella was a permanent fixture at the Beverly Hills mansion from 2002 to 2004 and witnessed all the wildest bashes. As one of Hef's seven special girls she was banned from flirting with anyone else.
But she admitted: "Leonardo, Owen and Colin were the girls' favorites. They all wanted to spend the night with them and many had their wish come true.
"These boys were all single and caused a stir at every party. Leo was so handsome and adorable — and had a reputation for being amazing in bed.
He practically lived at the mansion. Every party, he'd be there. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house,” Izabella revealed.
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